Enter a couple of forties staring, with a laptop inside a nylon bag. "Do not give too much heed to those two there, eh! Are cases of human er ... heroin." good colleague tells me.
"Yes, that is, you hear what they want, here ... I'm careful not to touch anything!" adds the director. But
poor things! I seem to (optimistically) two customers who have barely slept, behold! Very very little.
you, then, lies asleep on his feet, and could lose your balance at any moment. So I turn to him.
-Hello! Please!
"Hello ... can I ask a computer? Because I have a problem."
-course, eh. um ...
the bag and pulls out a laptop fujitsu, antiquated and bold. (About 2000, by eye)
"... I support, excuse me?"
-Oh, sure! Please. Put it here, here ... Attention to the lady, too ... um ... falls.
"Yesterday, a friend sold me this computer, but it is incomplete and not working. And I asked for more soldi di quello che avrei dovuto pagare, sicuramente. Poi ha provato qualcosa ma è ancora non funzionante."
-Bell'amico! Hehehe, cioè, ehm... perdoni, come mai?
"No, beh... Però io non voglio dire niente del prezzo, non voglio sapere niente niente di prezzi di computer, sapere niente."
-Prego?
"Posso darti del tu?"
-Sì, certo.
"Ti permetto invece che le permetta. Permetto?
-Permetti pure... (mi sto invertebrando, al cospetto di tanta flemma)
"Intendo... non voglio sapere se l'ho pagato troppo o troppo poco, quindi non ti dico il prezzo che l'ho pagato, va bene?"
-Oh ... of course, do not worry! (Another good friend of the victim pulling the wont damn hehehe)
"We bought it to use the two of us ... To have a computer to start, it was so long that we wanted a computer, we had the 'at a friend you have not used it more ... and selling it ... we talked about it together, it seemed a good computer, so we wanted to buy it before you decide ... we talked about it, even with my brother. .. "
-Ok, ok. I do not ... um ... yesteryear logic. But in this nice computer there are problems, I think I understand. Right?
"Yes, our friend told us some things ... It takes the Samsung or the Windows 7. One or the other. These discs. Our friend said to them, to try to solve the problems it has. "
-But ... I do not know the problems of 'friend ... let me see these records?
" Here they are. The Samsung hard (a CD written with blue Samsung Ultra Mobile Device) and the hard Windows 7 (DVD burned with a pen-written 'Windows 7 RTM build' without the number of 'build'! Generic edition? User First edition CK?).
-Er ... Samsung refers to this disc a different product ... Windows 7 to RTM, and this is indeed an operating system but I doubt can be used to fix your PC ...
"But no, one or the other. Our friend said that if there is one, is the other. Pristina is the computer "
-Pristina!
" Pristina, in the sense that ... makes it work. "
-Um, yeah ... but Pentium III 650, 128 megs of memory, Windows ME sticker ... I do not think we solve both the disk with Windows 7, and even with this unknown" samsung ultra mobile "... and not the fault of the adhesive Windows ME, although it helps hehehe!
" But we have no money here, not even 2 €. I'm sorry. Then you have to run this computer without buying anything to get it going. "
Oh. ... I mean ... do excellent work with these discs ... Free ... It 's really difficult, but I believe impossible! (Due to forcing of the second postulate! Free, a computer that is dead and twenty-five generations ago, as its friendly owner!)
"Why not turn on, but then stops immediately ... So now I am alone I Pristina Samsung system with this disk. "
-Cos' you done? Restored with the album "Samsung Ultra Mobile Device"?
"Installed and Pristina on the computer system. I did it, I put the Samsung system instead of Windows."
-Ah. Come on. And how ... What ... ie, you installed?
"Yes, but nothing has changed."
-No, wait. Have you installed the system operativo, giusto? E si è installato fino alla fine?
"Sì."
-Che roba, e dove si blocca adesso il pc?
"Configurando il sistema; ho acceso il computer, infilato il disco Samsung e poi è apparsa una scritta che diceva OK."
-Ok.
"Ho digitato l'ok... ma non si premeva. Poi invece il computer era uguale a prima, ancora con il sistema Windows."
-Ah ma allora non si è installato il cd Samsung!!
"Sì, si è installato fino in fondo che mi ha segnalato OK"
-Uhm... e quanto ci ha messo a installarsi?
"Un minuto. Ho acceso, aspettato che lavorasse un po', e poi è apparso the OK. "
No, no, not installed, sorry. That's not how you install an operating system. I felt a little weird, huh! It takes a long time, and should rightly be a system. .. you know ... compatible with the components of the PC, not a "Samsung ultra mobile device" in case! Excuse me, eh!
"Look, I switch it on and see."
Acer has the power (the pc Fujitsu is) connected with the white tape. There is a hole of 2 cm on the side of the handset, near the (fu) kensington lock.
You want to be that hole, you want both the power supply, you want to be the "discs pristine" ... accompanied by a PC seems troubled by the existence, here!
Lights, the screen flashes a bit, and there is windows xp ... black screen, can not start, groped one of the ways ...
And if you do anything, if he does ... restart, mode, reboot, the screen flashes more and more.
-Sorry, you need a recovery with a "record" of Windows XP, or something of the same era. But even the power supply is badly, I see!
"Yes, yes ... here. A new power costs 10 €, right?"
-Eh? Oh! A little bit more, depending on power supply.
"And how much is the battery? 10 €, 20?"
-Battery ... it is best used with the adapter, the battery is old.
"Battery? And 'new."
Ah, is new?
"I do not know, he used very little ..."
Yes, eh! It takes the power supply first, and then a disc of windows. 29 € shore power supply, and restore it with linux or something that works, you have to leave here the pc.
"The power supply is fine with other things, anyway ..."
-No, the power supply? No, how?
"Other devices. TV, stereo ..."
-L 'power you need is a PC power supply, with power figures right!
"Ok. But we find another power supply. And we put this on an electrical appliance. A lamp ... we have made. "
-Uh ... we also all on a wheelbarrow if there is ... hehehe but the result does not change!
" That is, the more power would be just fine for other things, electricity? "
No, no ... not good. Totally different. If, however, said, want to fix your PC you can leave here.
"No, I placed it ... Ah, can I ask you something? "
-DIMM.
" see the light here? The small light little "
-Yes, the light of the hard disk.
" It must be turned on? See who is off? "
-No ... no ... I mean, when he turns the hard drive turns on.
" Yesterday was on, and now will not turn anymore. I must be careful? "
-look ... But do not worry, eh?" I beg your pardon for a moment, I'm going to follow the customer in need, ok?
Arrived ... "It is not that a problem password? Not that you should know before a password? "
-Quiet ... um ... ask your friend, you are the computer systems. Give the young lady when she comes back! (The world)
" But you know what I realized I? What do you think? "
-What?
" I think the computer is so because it is too full. "
-Va restored, system. ... It is not too full
" But all the data on my friend , l'ha riempito e per forza non va..."
-Hehehe! Se non vuoi lasciarlo qui, va dal tuo caro amico, digli di sistemarlo, va bene?
"Bisogna togliere questi dati, e riportarlo a quando andava. Giusto?"
-Perfetto. Ti salut...
"E com'era quando andava? Come si capisce quando andava?"
-Senti...
"E con il disco di Windows 7? Proviamo con quello!"
-Impossibile. Non si può.
"Prova con quello, prova tu dai. Un attimo."
-Ma non è mica una cosa da 5 minuti configurare un computer! Cosa credi, che sia come infilare il cd e parte la musica? Non va con Windows 7, non riesce nemmeno a partire l'installazione!
"Proviamo, sono proprio curioso di vedere come va. Magari anche se va più piano."
-Non si può. Pentium III 650 è troppo lento, e 128 mega di memoria troppo pochi.
"Ma la memoria si può mettere. Prendere da un altro pc e infilare in questo."
-Hehehe! Non va, sono memorie troppo diverse, ma ne puoi trovare nei mercatini...
"No, dico. 128 mega di memoria. Giusto? Quanti ce ne vogliono per Windows 7?"
-4 volte tanto, anzi credo 8 volte. Siamo fuori strada.
"Ha un banco di memoria, ma è possibile metterne un altro più grande. C'è uno spazio apposta sotto il computer."
-Sì, beh... è il tipo di memoria che non va bene... ti ripeto che siamo fuori strada, non è la mem...
"E pentium III 650, quanto ci vuole invece per Windows 7? Cosa puoi mettere?"
-Ora siamo in aperta campagna, in mezzo alle mucche! hehe Non si può con il tuo pc.
"Se mettiamo un 750... Neanche se mettiamo 800? Dove si può mettere?"
-Hehehe! Heidi, e le caprette allucinate... Non si può, ma stai tranquillo, si può sistemare il computer in qualche altro modo. Non con Windows 7.
"Oggi, però, secondo i miei calcoli doveva essere il giorno..."
-Eh? Il giorno di cosa?
"Il giorno che doveva sparire Windows e apparire la new tradition. "
-Please?
" The new Samsung diction system "
-Ma ... speak ...
output" No, I mean, talk about my computer here. "
-Eh?
"Yes, today was to go with the Samsung system, and yet does not go even with Windows 7. I was hoping at least with Windows 7 because the Samsung was a Samsung computer. "
Ah, well.
" While Windows was already at least a Windows system, for that. "
-Yeah ... Look, you I thank and salute you. I do not understand more seriously. Tiredness, you know?
"Oh yes, I can come in a week, so you start to teach me?" -
But with ... that is, try to look at a new computer, here! Already working and looking!
"But add to that is new, as we shall, then, to set it up, turn on the windows, use it? To be sure it is ready."
-Look, if you buy one of these computers here I promise that you set the name, date, Time, the type of account, I accept the license, click, configure the enhanced security, I confirm the dynamic updates .. . arrival and even the desktop. What do you say? All at once.
"No, maybe not .... Now that I've spent the money for this PC, I decided not to spend anything on computers for a while 'time."
-Already ... Ma, senti... quanto l'hai pagato, alla fine?
"Eh... te lo dico?"
-Dimmelo pianino hehehe. Non lo dirò a nessuno.
"Ok. L'ho pagato pss.pss."
-Oh!
"Eh..."
-Ma... cioè... sì?
"Già..."
-e... ma l'amico?
"Beh..."
-Ma dai...
"Già..."
-Pensa te.
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