Tuesday, September 29, 2009

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A Como Motion Marino has gone far beyond expectations - far beyond what we could hope for. Some policy considerations tomorrow we'll limit ourselves for now to say thanks to all those who have enabled us to get to 16%

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Marino tonight will finally host Ballarò Rai Two 21.00

Monday, September 28, 2009

My Rottweiler Is Teething

Peppino Englaro at Canterbury



Monday, October 5 at 21.00
CANTÙ centro Civico di Vighizzolo
via San Giuseppe 24

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that Fifa be with you!

A septuagenarian gentleman approaches me smiling and waving the box for a FIFA game a few years ago.
"Good morning! My son bought this game on offer at 4 and 99. It 's a game of football. "
Yes, good morning, please. What's happening?
" It does not work properly, I came to change it! "
-Um ... this game is not working properly, and what does it do?
"E How should I know? hehehehe! They told me to come here and change it! "
-Ah. Usually the problems are caused by the computer, not the game, that is ...
" No, no, the computer works fine. And 'this game of football does not properly "
-Let's try it, please. Give me the little box that I try these on a computer.
" But no! Do not bother! Just me change it with an equal! "
-Oh! But it does not work like that! I mean, let me play the game and then define what to do!
" Ma .. if I say that is not working, not working! The customer is always right, or not? "
" Yes, um ... forgive me. Give me the game lo provo. Devo fare così, non si cambiano automaticamente i giochi aperti... ma non si preoccupi, in 5 minuti risolviamo.
"Boh, me lo auguro... il cliente aveva sempre ragione, dicevano. Oggi, invece, ha ragione il venditore, boh... Se le dico che non funziona bene, se sono venuto fino a qui... mi deve credere! Ma faccia lei, faccia, non insisto..."
-Allora... ecco qui. Inseriamo il cd, installazione, ok ok e ok, consenti, ok, inserisci il codice, eccolo, ok, e vai... l'installazione sembra procedere correttamente. Quale problema presenta sul pc di suo figlio?
"Non lo so... funziona metà sì e metà no."
-Senta... Qui si è installato senza errori, e everything seems to work! Tournament, league, practice ... nothing is missing. Indeed yes! You can not choose my team, the best of Italy! Damn EaSports ... hehehe no here it is ... Apart from jokes ... everything works fine.
"But how? Can try?
-More than this? And what do I do? We do a lot of evidence? Please! Here. Here are the teams ... the mesh, the stadium. Ok. Done. Kick-off. You play. I also have to convince her goals? hehehe because I'm not able too!
"Oh I see ... I see. ... What that situation ... I'm ashamed ... that put the disc is just what I had given her, right?"
-Do not do this: is normal, as I said, that the problem is often on the computer. Certainly not in the game unless there is the DVD damaged or broken, and it is not the case.
"And I wanted to be right. Other than the customer is always right! But some 'reason I have it because my son does not work and has tried everything. And then she did not change anything ... "Hehehehe
-but no! Not change the game because it works well. Instead, the boy is a fixed computer or a laptop?
"A laptop, such as you have here."
-Excellent. So tell your boyfriend to come here with the laptop, so let's try this game with him directly and see what's wrong. (Which I have to do that I have to do!)
"I'm telling you, hopefully good while ... Thanks, and excuse me if I insisted. We'll see!"
-bye! You take away the game, please.
back together the next day, the nice gentleman and his boy has about 30 years and it seems a little less funny, because who does not smile or speak or look at me in the face, boh ... say a boy distracted.
He stuck the laptop in hand with a game controller dangling, and his father convinces him with real effort to explain the problem with this game Fifa blessed! After a few timid uncertainty
the cheerful young man, finally, he explains in his own words so precise.
"So ... does not work. "
-Er ... exactly what does not work? Installs?
" Yes "
-Ok, then what?
" and then you can not play. "
non-words start?
"No, you start. But do not enter the players on the field and the game begins. "
-Uh? Here works. I think it's something on your computer. Let's look, shall we?
" Yes, vah ... I turn it on? "
-Oh, um ... I would say yes, better!
The handset is light, not too slowly, until you get to windows. Seeking the desktop icon and FIFA can not find it.
- Look, I installed it ... but did you say?
"No, was installed, I did some testing, now I uninstalled it. "
Oh ok, fine. Bravo. So let's start, here give me the cd ...
insert the CD, apart from the bootstrapper, I says "install" or "exit". "accepted" the terms of use, usual stuff, then asks me the code.
-code, all right?
"Yes, you must enter the letters that are there on back. Bales that break, right? "
-Well, it's normal, yes ... enter this figure ... ok ... it seems alright ... Installing ...
The boy immediately takes in hand the game controller, it seems a bit 'too soon hehehe will be the enthusiasm to play ... "Then
dicevi che il problema si presenta quando scegli le squadre?
"Prima, prima. Non appaiono."
-Non appaiono... cosa? Fammi capire.
"Allora, appare il campo di calcio, e poi non entrano i giocatori in campo, non fa niente."
-Ma c'è qualche... tasto da premere, un menu, boh? Si blocca tutto o continua a funzionare? La musica, per esemp...
"Aspetta un attimo e vedi anche tu. Proprio adesso, guarda bene."
Sullo schermo appare un campo di calcio, verde, con la scritta FIFA e in basso una barra con la percentuale di installazione da 0 a 100 %. Inizia a scrivere i files.
Il ragazzo preme freneticamente i tasti del controller, e dice:
"You see? Where are the players? See how it crashes? What the fuck? Not enter the field!"
-Ma ... but ... you are still installing! E '5% see?
"Where the hell are the players? And the menu does not work at all ..."
and hold the power button until it shut the pc!
-What are you doing?? You should not have shut it down! It was being installed!
"It 's already installed the cd, you have it installed, I wanted to try again."
-Si was being installed! It took a few more minutes! Fuck!
"But how? Wait till I switch it on again and uninstall it out."
-Christ! You have to wait for it install the game before you play! That was the problem? Eh?
"Yes, you saw ... you see the football field and that's it. I tried to press anything but work. Did you see."
-My God ... in order to play you have to install the game! And after you play!
"But it is obvious that the game is installed! How did you start if you install it?"
on again the PC and immediately remove the CD. Me back in my hand.
"Here, uninstalled. Now let me see you then." But what
-uninstalled! Install does NOT mean put in the cd! It does NOT mean uninstall remove it! I understand you correctly? And 'that's the problem?
"Well ... but install does not mean put in the cd? "
-No! means to complete a procedure that copies a number of things inside the computer, and then allows you to play ...
" And to put the numbers each time? The code? "
-What you put only once, just when you install it!
" No, look at that asks you every time you install. In fact I was tired of trying because every time you ask. "
-Watch ... trust me, eh, you need to install the game calmly, and then you can start using it! Even without cd.
" No, I know by an error if you remove the CD while playing and everything stops. "
-Um ... yeah, sure ... bah! you understand anyway? Installation Is not the gesture of putting the CD into the computer. It 's a procedure that you do when ...
"But it's not like the playstation?"
No, really. It's not like the playstation. It 's a computer.
"But in the install cd playstation and games, and when you do not play out the uninstall and install another."
-Um ... but in fact that's a console. This is a computer ...
"Look, do not tell me these cows. I have friends that play with the computer. And as they do, eh? They install the game and play now."
-Um ... do you install the game properly? And then you explain?
"No, I do not care so much ... it was just because costava poco, ma ce l'ho anche con la playstation questo Fifa."
-Ah, ehm... già... e allora che si fa?
"Ci sono giochi di strategia, che non ci sono sulla playstation, vero?"
-Come no? C'è questo, e questo, e questo. Poi questo in offerta, e questo. Questo meraviglioso! E questo famosissimo. Poi quello a 19 e 99 riedizione completa... ce n'è di scelta per il pc.
"Uhm... allora prendo questo con l'auto da corsa e questo qui dei carri armati."
-Si, ehm... non sono di strategia quelli, cioè...
"E allora li installo, aspetto, seguo fino alla fine e poi gioco, giusto?"
-Ti faccio vedere se vuoi.
"No no, I understand, thank you. I see. Let's go."
The father opens his arms, opens her eyes and looks at me as if to say "help."
-Er ... Come on, I will install the games, do you want?
"No, no, thank you ... I understand, when you uninstall uninstall them first ... and then shut down the PC, not before."
-Yeah, not before ... oh God ... a moment later, here ...
"Thank you very much, so sorry, really, thanks again and goodbye!" smiling farewell to her father, without a word while the child walks away with the laptop, the controller and games under his arm.
Well, what can we say? It 'a better playstation, really! But do not uninstall the game while playing otherwise it blocks everything!
generation phenomena ...

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Ichino dopo essere stato a lungo indeciso ha scelto: Ignazio Marino , e lo ha scelto proprio sui temi del lavoro .
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Friday, September 25, 2009

Compering For Function

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The possibility is conveyed through the subscription of an insurance policy with a major Italian insurance companies legal protection while the study provides the first free consultation (not provided in the policy) and the study of the position fino al contenzioso; quest’ultimo viene coperto nelle spese e nei casi di polizza dalla compagnia che provvederà a tenere indenne il cliente da ogni sorta di spesa prevista dai casi e dalle condizioni di polizza.
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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Requesting Housing Allowance

SE MARTIN PER UN PUNTO PERSE LA CAPPA...PER UNA "SCAPPATELLA" NON SI PERDE IL MARITO !

Se lui non può avere figli e non lo dice, il tradimento della moglie è meno grave. E non può essere causa di separazione neppure se i due amanti sono stati sorpresi dal marito di lei nel letto coniugale.
Lo ha stabilito la Cassazione, con sentenza n. 6697/2009, sottolineando che i figli sono “una dimensione fondamentale della persona e una delle finalità del matrimonio”.
Annullata dagli «ermellini» in nome della «lealtà tra coniugi» una sentenza della Corte d’appello di Firenze che aveva giudicato la moglie infedele colpevole della separazione, aggiungendo anche che l’impossibilità per il marito di avere figli non era «sufficiente provata» in quanto avallata soltanto and testimonial evidence.
the contrary, wrote in its ruling the court of second instance, the episode of treachery is documented that having brought her husband in court as a witness to the very man who had been caught in the house with his wife.
The Supreme Court found that the alleged infidelity was reduced to a "chance meeting", so that even her husband had "identified in the episode a permanent affair."
Secondly, it adds to the Supreme Court, the husband has violated the 'obligation of loyalty "by failing to inform his wife before the wedding of her inability to bear children.
In essence, then, faced with a behavior contrary to the duties of marriage by both spouses, the conduct of one can not be judged without its comparison with that of the other, because only such a comparison can be seen what, if any were of the same effect, in their mutual interfere in the occurrence of marital crisis (Cass. civ., Sec. I, March 19, 2009, 6697).

How Many Calories For 1 Shrimp?

You are all invited

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Blue Bandana Print Jordans

WORK AND MOTION MARINE



Garanzia e promozione del lavoro
L’aver posto l’iniziativa imprenditoriale al rimorchio della politica, al di fuori di garanzie ed opportunità effettive di libertà di azione e di concorrenza in other respects, has led companies in general, Lombardy more than in other regions of Northern Italy, to look at the costs and constraints for them arising from the recognition of the rights of workers as the main if not the only element on which leverage to ensure competitiveness at national and international lead up to individual companies, or even business organizations to see in the reduction of workers' rights a sort of corollary, if not for compensation, renunciation of his to fight the invasion of political power. The changes in work towards different forms, and more flexible than the persistent patterns while employed, have done for this against the backdrop of crushing the regulation of individual employment relationships underlying the law of the center-right to power the "precarious" and without warranty work, especially at the expense of groups of workers already at risk, such as women, young and older workers.
Overcoming this situation can and must move from the principle that, in restoring economic activity and freedom of competition in every respect, with the necessary organizational and technical assistance for innovation, is not only normal but the duty to call the dynamics of relations between business and labor, in a framework of certainty of rights individual worker who put it away from forms of oppression, blackmail or authoritarian, the covenants between the two sides, freely arrived at through the collective exercise of self, of the press union, without undue interference of government and politics.
The Democratic Party must not remain mired in doubt, Hamlet, who was of Italian left-wing parties, including the hand to bring programming to fill defects in advance the historical backwardness of the Italian economy and entrepreneurship, or give way, always by law or public administration, workers' rights. Since a life of sixty years of Republican we put cautions against the illusions of economic planning authority, on the one hand and, on the other hand, has taught us how, even in defense of workers, the rule of law, political representation of parties and therefore can only be a limited role.
In a country like ours, in which industrial relations, bargaining and collective action have remained firmly and properly anchored to the free exercise of will, to avoid any repeat of corporate statism, to take charge of the protection workers, and compares with that of the company on a basis of mutual recognition of freedom, not only are both parties or politicians, primarily because the workers' unions, who have now won, taking the insight that was of G. Di Vittorio and B. Trentin, the mission of interpreting a general economic interest, thus placing themselves as forces of politics.
Under this perspective, a priority concern of the Democratic Party, also in Lombardy, it must be to ensure and enhance the conditions for the effectiveness of union representation and the freedom of action and collective bargaining for all workers, aimed at empowering businesses and business organizations to workers themselves, as "new" or acting in a manner different from the past, workers unions called for unified action, as far as can be, but without that public authorities are required or permitted to introduce trade union rights than forcing authoritarian or illiberal, similar to those undertaken by the center-right and try.
The proposal, put forward the motion Marino in terms of national legislation, a "single contract" of individual work, accompanied by collateral adjusted over time as regards the stability of the relationship but guarantees basic common to all workers that work second different criteria, and more flexible than those of the past is the key to resolving the fragmentation of work dating back to the legislation del centro-destra e restituire a tutti i lavoratori, anche coinvolti dai “nuovi lavori” ed anche se oggi maggiormente a rischio, la reale libertà di azione sindacale, di contrattazione e di autotutela collettiva, con gli ovvi limiti derivanti dalla Costituzione essenzialmente a garanzia di consumatori ed utenti.
Certo, non spetta ai poteri politici regionali e locali un pronunciamento su tale disciplina dei rapporti individuali di lavoro, come non spetta ad essi il pronunciamento sui livelli, i modi ed i contenuti dell’azione collettiva e della contrattazione sindacale tra imprenditori e lavoratori, che realizzerebbe una inaccettabile inframmettenza nella libertà di autodeterminarsi delle parti sociali.
La Regione Lombardia and local authorities have, however, by virtue of the powers conferred on them by the reform of Title V of the Constitution intended by the center-left, a large role to play, on the ground with a strong support for the work and the labor market. Services for job search and the performance of the system of social safety nets to complement the national system and also in relation to crises or redevelopment of the business activities and the satisfaction of training needs is also linked to innovation, are a land specific and privileged legislative action and regional and local administrative whose center-right has made a clean sweep.
The center-right has set aside or reduced to a mere ritual, on the one hand, the practice of "social partnership" with the social partners of the regional and local policies, which significantly there is no trace either in the Charter of the Lombardy Region recently approved. While, on the other hand, has maintained and strengthened the organization's set of vocational training as a substitute, to be reserved for students from less affluent and educated sections of society, higher education imparted in the national media, and even as the junction with the universities and other research institutions and higher education, the center-right is limited to intervene with episodic forms of collaboration and funding, seized as opportunities to ensure that the policy could lay claim to putting the fruit to the depletion of resources devoted to the kind of basic research, the power to direct the merits of the choices of researchers, forcing scientific and technical freedom and autonomy.
E 'clear is that to be functional to the promotion of employment, as well as a set of efficient search for work, sensitive to the needs of a varied and continuous vocational training, regional policy and local initiatives must be set in line with the actions and targets identified by collective bargaining between the social partners, with a program that puts at the center, without detracting from the responsibility parties and elected representatives, the "consultation" with workers' unions and business organizations. As it is clear that the opening of such programming "concerted" with instances actually representative of workers and employers is the way to steer around themes of proven social utility operation, free and independent in the scientific-technical aspects, Research universities and institutes of higher education.
who indicated that actions such as fighting and head of the resistance of workers' Innse in defense of their work, or other similar situations that are looking out, not a solution alle crisi di impresa passibile di generalizzazione non è in torto. Ma il punto è che vicende di questo tipo sottolineano, una volta di più, l’urgenza di riparare all’assenza, voluta dal centro-destra, di strumenti e procedure atti a contenere e dare uno sbocco non episodico e “concertato”, certo e duraturo, alla combattività dei lavoratori ed all’iniziativa responsabile degli imprenditori nelle crisi aziendali.
Un sistema programmato di intervento per le crisi aziendali ed occupazionali, da gestire di concerto con organizzazioni imprenditoriali e sindacati dei lavoratori ed il quale assicuri un sostegno al reddito condizionato alla ricerca e riqualificazione del lavoro attraverso l’istruzione e la formazione permanenti e continue, è la misura prima e più urgente che Regione ed amministrazioni locali debbono mettere in campo in Lombardia; non, si badi, un “salario garantito” per chi non lavora, ma un sostegno doveroso a chi è accertato intenda lavorare, di più e con maggiore utilità per sé e per l’impresa.

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" La questione morale non si esaurisce nel fatto che, ess endoci dei ladri, dei corrotti, dei concussori in alte sfere della politica e dell'amministrazione, bisogna scovarli, bisogna denunciarli e bisogna metterli in jail. The moral question, in Italy today, is one with the employment status by the parties and their current government, is one with the gang war, is one with the concept of politics and the methods of government of them, ranging semmplicemente abandoned and outdated. That's why I say that the moral issue is the center of the Italian problem. That's because the other parties may be profire forces of renewal only if serious attack in the middle of the moral question by going to his political causes. [...] What is really interesting is the fate of the country. If you continue in this way, democracy in Italy is likely to shrink, not expand and develop; risks to suffocate in a swamp. "

Enrico Berlinguer (1922 - 1984) - Italian politician and secretary of the PCI

Crock Pot Chicken Perlou

the moral issue and a red for the freedom of the press



With a red band on his arm, starting today, Ignatius and his supporters demonstrated in support of press freedom. The choice of symbol recalls the historic strip of red surrounding the first page of the newspaper L'Unità, severely attacked by the President of the Council, after having lashed out at Republic, El Pais and the Nouvelle Observateur , now referring to legal proceedings and requires two million euro in damages for libel at the head founded by Antonio Gramsci, a figure that would lead to the closure of the newspaper.

The action of the head of the government, seeking to intimidate the information bodies, forced to argue that press freedom is an enhancement of democracy, but its substance and that it represents a fundamental value is guaranteed by the Constitution of the Italian European Charter for the freedom of the press.

The initiative of the band is flying to the event in Rome Saturday, September 19 that call to action in defense of freedom of information which, of course, Ignatius participate.

you too Put a clamp on the arm, clothing, windows, in every public and private premises. Discuss the symbol on blogs and social networks (download here image). Send In addition, from now until October 3, your photo with the red tape at campagna@ignaziomarino.it and will be published on the site!

What Does A Confidentiality Clause Do



VITTORIO ANGIOLINI our candidate to the regional secretariat

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Cleaning Aj 1 Patent Leather

the sportsman in you

Enter a tall top, someone 60 years or more, dress ... um ... player.
Yes, panty, socks, t-shirt with the number, a bag on the side with the sponsor, but the foot polished black shoes.
A remarkable picture of balance and elegance, no doubt about it.
makes a big grin and comes over to me! Friend! Great friend! And he puts his arm on her shoulder. (Never seen before.)
"Hey Good morning! Here are the computers?"
-Good morning, hehehe ... yes, I'm here. Tell me everything!
"So ... the federation has fed up that I send the tables by hand. "
-federation?
" Yes, and then they want the face to the computer, and then sent it via e-mail, like everyone else for that matter. "
- Yes, er ... all the other people?
"Yes. Now all work with computers, in the federation. "
-Ok, but ... ... which federations
" Yes. And then I have to buy a computer. "
-Um ... well ... and what
" Yes, and they told me to spend a maximum of 500 €, so I wanted to take this, which costs 499, yes. "
-Sure, sure. ... Let us pause a moment
"Yes, and then I pass that I carry on."
-Oh... certo, d'accordo. Ma oltr...
"Sì, non mi serve niente che poi il prezzo va oltre i 500. Niente borse, niente cavi, niente aggeggi. Lo porta lei in cassa?"
-Eh... ok, sì, però mi lasci dir...
"Pensa se dopo trent'anni di tabelle a mano ora non vanno più bene, eh?"
-Già. Ma per tabelle inten...
"E cosa vuoi che dico io? Ero rimasto l'ultimo a compilarle a mano! Mandavo il fax, e basta! Va beh me lo porta in cassa? Questo qui siamo d'accordo."
-D'accordo. Ma questo computer che prende, poi lo p...
"Ehilà!! Guarda che televisore! Che belli che li fanno oggi, eh? Ultra flat, fine, great. Once we dreamed of this TV! "
-way, there's just the price ...
" 60 pounds ... 70, boh! I do not know how heavy that I have at home hahahaha! And what they weigh? eh? "
-Well, that weighs about ...
" Oh take me from the computer in case I go on. Thanks eh! Gentile. "
-Um ... and ... I can not leave
" A computer like this, like this one ... but bought a couple of years ago ... What could it cost? "
-Look, uh ... let me talk for a moment, please. Eh?
I must say ..." A thousand €? Possible. Prices continue to fall ... Eight hundred, a thousand euro. "
-Sì, mi lasci dire una minima cos...
"Che ore sono? E' un orologio questo che si vede nello schermo del computer?"
-FERMO!! UN ATTIMO!!! E MI LASCI PARLARE UN ATTIMO, UNO SOLO!!! LA PREGO!!
"Sì, eh? Bello però... e questo qui si può avere gratis anche nel mio computer?"
-Uhm...
"Eh? Si può avere? Aspetto un attimo che proviamo a metterlo nel mio che compro? Lo possiamo accendere e provare?"
-Senta... non prenda quel computer a 499. Non è un affarone, non il migliore che può fare oggi...
"Devo scrivere qualcosa quando si accende o è pronto così?"
-SENTA-A-A-A NON PRENDA QUEL COMPUTEEEEEER A QUATTRONOVANTANOVEEEEEEEEEE... NON OGGIII-II-I-I-I-ii-ih-hh-hhh-hh....
"Oh... E perché?"
-Oooooh! Mi ascolta!!! Bene. Non prenda quel pc a 499, perché oggi è l'ultimo giorno d'offerta di questo qui vicino. Lo ved...
"E cosa cambia? Costa 30 euro di più! 529. E' oltre lo stabilito."
-Costa 30 di più ma è estremamente più potente, ha lo schermo di qualità più alta, e soprattutto... soprattutto...
"soprattutto?"
-Soprattutto... ah ma lei non compra con scontrino, fa fattura, vero? Si fa niente allora, mi dispiace... prenda pure quello da 499 e pazienza.
"No, no, no! Proof! Tell me! Tell me! What should I do? What is it? Eh? What does it mean?"
No, well ... is that with 30 euro more, there is a special reimbursement of additional warranty with repairs and much more.
"Oh well, but then it will cost cinquec ..."
-5 years. 5 years we think?
"But in all, however, I would ..."
-FIVE YEARS! FIVE! WE THINK? Unbelievable, huh?
"Oh but, but ... 529 more ..." -
not make the mistake of leaving here, this is the bargain today. Trust.
"Uhm ... I say ... but then my nephew will be ..."
-It will be very happy for him and her. And then you see that she is a very attentive to the quality and a. .. um ... a. .. uh ... the important choices, here.
"But at the very least good enough for me, I do not need more features ... more ..."
-What did you drive?
"Huh? A BMW ..."
-Well, if enough idle, then it would take maybe a Panda, or a Ford Ka, is not it? Or a Piaggio APE. But rightly, chose the car adapted to ... um ... boh. Right?
"Sure, sure ... But .. But yes, of course, is right: Do not ever take the minimum, we must choose well! And for a few euro more effectively ..."
-Exactly! That is why, forgive me, I would not go away from here before they had brought this bag pc ...
"Ah, but I do not think that ... that ..."
-Look here, look. This is a stock pc, beautiful, which costs 39 €. This one, however, is indestructible, waterproof, with two more pockets, with ergonomic shoulder strap and is offering a. ..
"A?"
-19 and nineties!
"Ooooooh ... so little?"
-Leave it to me, I'll bring everything in cash. Do not worry
"hahahaha but who knows ..."
-What?
"No, is that sometimes you have to trust the experts, it is useless ... That is, we are led to choose inexperienced looking at the prices and it ... "-
But in fact, my job is to choose products that make them good at the best price! Give her lots and lots of peace and satisfaction!
" Ma. . that is, I guarantee, right? "
-The most beautiful computer that can be taken today at the best price there. not cheap and low-level as what she said before ... uh ... understand.
"A computer that makes us all then, not only tables, right?"
-Perfectly right. Bravo. I had realized it was a smart person.
"Yes, well ... So I thank you, e. .. I can come back if I un problema?"
-Oh, lei DEVE tornare! E anche se non ha problemi! hehehe! Così mi racconta della sua federazione. E io, ehm... racconto anch'io!

Friday, September 18, 2009

How Much Do Drinks Cost With Princess Cruises

the flexible sim! Youth

Ho esposto la tastiera usb flessibile in gomma dalla Kraun, in tre colori.
Entra una coppia a braccetto, lei estasiata vede questa strana cosa e non capisce più niente; la gira, la tocca, la osserva, la rigira, la soppesa, la preme e la tira... e poi rivolta al marito:
"Hai visto? Questa è una CONSOLE per computer! Di gomma!!!"
Il marito serio si avvicina, la osserva un po', la tocca come per valutarla da esperto, e poi dice alla moglie:
"No, not a console to your computer. COPRICONSOLE This is a computer ..."
I've heard that dialogue, professionally very serious (not easy) I approach them politely and uh ... copriconsole (?) and begins with the usual
-Hello! Can I help you?
remain silent and looked at me a few seconds, then he speaks:
"Hello ... You sell phone numbers?"
Yes, it means the sim card, right?
"No. I mean a phone number."
Yes, well, a number ... mobile?
"Oh ... just a number ..."
-Oh, forgive ... a cell phone number, right?
"A number to use for making phone calls but also to receive."
-Ok, sure. Here by my colleague from the phone department. Please!
"No, no, you understand. No calls."
-Please ... what you mean then?
"... I was looking for a phone card, right?" Mrs. nods.
Justus ... A charge then?
"in what sense?"
-Crist ... um ... a charging machine, a new number ... I did not understand, what do you mean? I'm here to help!
"Yes, well ... I already have a phone, instantly."

-?
"Here it is, this phone."
-Ok. A mobile phone.
"And I needed a card for that."
Yes. A charge for the number you already have? Or a new number?
"A new number to use it, I can call and who can I call other phones."
-right, then you need a new sim.
"But nooo who wants it?? What?"
-a new SIM card, or a new number.
"Yes, but what he says is a card right? Not a real number!"
-Er ... yes. It 's a sim card. Physically you put in your phone, and that is the new number.
"Um ... and what's his name?"
sim-card! Sim card carta sim. Tranquilli, è proprio quella.
"Sim... eppure a me risulta..."
-Cosa?
"Non so... sono sicuro di non volere una... scheda sim... cioè una scheda numerica per avere un nuovo numero e diverso nel cellulare, come si chiama?"
-Sim. Tranquilli! Carta sim. E' proprio quella.
"E dove dobbiamo andare, cosa dobbiamo chiedere?"
-Guardi... vi accompagnarei io ma non posso lasciare sguarnito il reparto! Quindi andate dal mio collega, quello che ci sta guardando da 5 minuti, e chiedete lui una carta sim!
"carta..."
-Una nuova sim, un nuovo numero. Lui capisce. Ok?
"sim..."
-Right. Good-bye, good day!
They go hand in hand, approach the colleague, then suddenly he turns abruptly and runs back to me! Alarmed!
"Hey, Hey, Stop! Stop!"
-Oh is going on?
"Stop, everything blocks, stop!"
-Er ... Lock what?
"Vodafone! I do not want the sim, I want to Vodafone!"
-Eeeh ... already ... My colleague is always the right person ... He says he wants a vodafone sim, ok?
"I DO NOT WANT THE SIM! I WANT THE VODAFONE!"
E-course! no problem! a sim can be of various operators. Wind, Vodafone, Telecom ...
"No sim! No way! I do not want the sim! Got it? And even other players! No operator!"
Yes, yes ... uh ... no operator. Only Vodafone, of course.
"We understand each other?"
-perfect. But, uh ... I repeat that my colleague is there the right person!
"And then she tells him not to give me the sim card."
-I get confused between TIM and SIM. However see ..
"I do not confuse anything. I do not want the sim. You tell her please."
-No problem. Let's go together, and we explain that we want a paper s. .. oops! Vodafone One card!
"Exactly. Now I feel more tranquillo!"
-E il copriconsole lo lasciamo qui?
"Come dice? Ah! Beh... no, cioè... è utile in effetti. Che colori ci sono?"
-Nero, rosso, blu...
"Lo prendo rosso."
-Ottimo, ottimo, è il più bello infatti!
"Non è per me, è per mia moglie che usa spesso la console."
-Già... (??????!!!!! sarebbe stato da chiedere "e cos'è una console? ha a che fare con la sim?" ma poi rischiavo di vanificare la vendita!)