Brookstone Helicopter Spinning Problem

Agony and death of the DVD specials Monday

Character between the serious and the elderly, with a big white mustache.
"Hello, I tried a DVD"
Yes. What kind of DVD?
"Like what kind? A DVD!"
-course: to burn? a blank dvd?
"Yes, one blank DVD."
-Please, here they are all here ... DVD and CD. If you need to call me ok?
"Hey! But we do not understand? A blank DVD! ... Do not these discs!"
blank dvd-E are not they? What do you mean?
"a blank DVD ... that we can put in the DVD and watch them on TV!"
-Ah ... a DVD player so ... out there, my colleague in the department of ...
"Yes, a player yet. It took time to understand? It does not seem to ask her something so strange, bah ... "Yeah ...
-the blank dvd, how could I miss? Hehehe as the reader of blank videocassettes than once!
... sbrfg ... "
-Eh?
... mmbfsf ... "
-Ok bye ...

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Two kids and ladies rotondine are to me.
"We see a DVD please?"
Yes, a DVD player? from television?
"No. .. no ... not that! "
-burn a DVD? One of these DVDs?
" Oh, no! Not a DVD in the sense of un disco dvd! hehehe un dvd per vedere i film!"
-Ah uhm... ok. Allora andate cortesemente dalla parte destra del negozio e chiedete ai miei colleghi laggiù! Arrivederci.
"Grazie arrivederci"
Dopo 3 minuti arriva il mio collega dell'audio video, seguito dalle due signore...
"Scusa, puoi dare un... dvd alle signore per piacere?"
-Ehm... ma che tipo di dvd? Mi hanno detto che volevano un lettore dvd per vederci i film! Sono quelli che hai tu nel tuo reparto!
"No... no... signore, com'è il dvd che cercate? Fate vedere al collega dei computer..."
Una delle due fa il gesto con le mani (che può sembrare un equivoco "ora ti I do a cu ... so ") to indicate the shape of the DVD.
Mah-ok .... It is not one of these blank DVDs to burn, right?
" No. .. indeed it is. Like ... DVDs. "
-Ah, and 'a DVD of this then?
" No, the shape is more or less like this ... a bit 'more ... boh ... "
-Trallàllà
..." Eh? "
-No, um ... I have not yet figured out what to look for
forgive me ..." A DVD like this one to be burned in his plastic box. He has this in? Here, we'll try it but with the form that pops up, okay? "

-No ..." which opens with the screen! " aggiunge la geniale seconda signora.
-Con lo schermo per vedere i film??
"E già! Sì! Che si apre così e si vedono i film nella parte sopra! Ha capito?"
-Un lettore dvd portatile! Cercate quello!
"No."
-E sì invece! Si chiama così. Si apre la parte sopra e c'è lo schermo per vedere i film? E sotto si infilano i dvd?
"Esattamente."
-Allora è quello! Lettore dvd portatile. Eccoli qui in vetrina. Prego!
"E perché ci fa girare il negozio avanti e indietro? Sono 10 minuti che chiediamo precisamente quello!"
-Precisamente, già... Ora abbiamo stabilito che is that right? hehehe
"yes, yes, vah ... back and forth, bah ..."
-I leave to my colleague, good day to you too!

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A young man and spigliato approaches smiling
"For a DVD I can ask her?"
Yes, please. A DVD movie or a blank DVD?
"DVD from a computer."
-Well, yes. A blank DVD to burn, you mean?
"Yes, exactly, do I need to burn a DVD."
-There they are, please.
"But these are not ..!"
-What looked then?
"Yes .. these are not, no ... "
-Yeah. What then tried?
" the DVD of Fast and Furious "
-but it stuck ... um ... I asked for! The films are ward later, here are the DVDs to be burned.
"But I want it for your computer Fast and Furious"
-Eh? The game?
"No! The Movie! To burn it, no? "

Naruto Vs Full Metal Alchemist

Under a hot sun begins the work week, and in a rather turbulent!
One might also ask," but since we are in the middle of summer and that millions of Italians are in holiday or with the thoughts of the holidays ... that riot ci può essere di lunedì in un negozio di città?" Eeeh, cari miei... le persone NORMALI in questo momento si dividono magari tra lavoratori e vacanzieri: gli ALTRI (terrestri e non) vengono nei negozi.
Gli statistici "scontenti del lunedì" si materializzano tutti assieme al momento dell'apertura; uno accaldato e sudatissimo con il televisore enorme in mano (sì, succede spesso. Pesa. Vietato ridere.) e nervoso perché non riesce a sintonizzare i canali e non ha tempo di leggere il manuale; uno con il ferro da stiro che manifesta non so quali problemi dopo che è inavvertitamente caduto per terra (non da tanto alto, da così! Alto così, ha presente? nemmeno un metro e mezzo!) ed essendo in garanzia pretende Obviously the replacement cost.
In these moments, and I thank heaven not to deal with TVs and irons, my unit looks like a beautiful island happy.
For a few moments, of course, because in the midst of the statistic cited here are just a smile that comes close to me decided. At least he has nothing in hand!
"Hello ... I wanted to know what offers they had."
-Good morning. Offers are there! What type of product?
"Ah, excuse me ... Buying Nintendo."
Yes, ok. Nintendo thing? Wii or DS?
"Ah, excuse me ... Nintendo Ds"
-Good. We offer dell'abbinam ...
and the phone rings.
Già, dimenticavo nel preambolo di citare il TERRIBILE telefono del lunedì. Foriero di stralunate quanto allucinate proteste, richieste, problematiche, tal quale la controparte (sub) umana che si presenta fisicamente in negozio!
Chiedo cortesemente al cliente del Nintendo DS un minuto di pazienza. Lui gentilmente annuisce e io, sospirando, rispondo alla prima telefonata del lunedì.
-Pronto, buongiorno! Prego.
"Buongiorno, telefono perché sabato ho comprato un computer portatile."
-Buongiorno, sì. L'ha preso qui?
"Non proprio..."
-Eh? Dove l'ha preso?
"In un altro... un altro negozio come il vostro..."
-Uhm... dove l'ha preso?
"In un negozio dove ho chiamato appena adesso e mi hanno risposto male, e allora provo a chiamare voi perché devo chiedere una cosa."
-Sì, ehm... prego. Cosa deve chiedere?
"Per usare il computer, ci vuole una persona che lo installa? Che lo prepara? Eh?"
-Uh? No, solitamente no... cosa vuole sapere?
"Ad esempio, per accenderlo, basta premere il pulsante in alto a sinistra. E l'ho fatto. E' giusto il pulsante in alto a sinistra vero?"
-Eeh? Oh, se il pulsante in alto a sinistra è quello dell'accensione, allora direi di sì! E' quello dell'accensione? Si è acceso? E allora è quello, ehm...
"Ce ne sono tanti, piccoli e grandi. Uno è molto grande e non si preme. Uno invece si preme ma non fa niente. Quello in alto a sinistra, è l'accensione perché si è acceso, non perdiamo tempo."
-Già, non perdiamo tempo...
"Mi può spiegare, intanto, a cosa servono tutti i pulsanti che ci sono in alto?"
-Ehm, signora... chiami il negozio dove l'ha comprato, ok? Oppure venga a trovarci con il computer che guardiamo assieme... Buona giornata.
"HO CHIAMATO GIA' il negozio dove l'ho comprato... e mi hanno risposto male. E allora ho preso in mano l'elenco telefonico e ho chiamato voi. Non vorrà mica rispondermi male anche lei?"
-Giammai! Ma ogni computer ha i "tastini" diversi, se non lo vedo non posso sapere, capisce? Buongiorn...
"No, aspetti! Aspetti!! Ho il computer qui davanti acceso... aspetti!"
-Signora... ho un cliente qui che aspetta, infatti...
"Allora è qui acceso. Vedo le finestre... le finestrine... le scritte... ok?"
-Prego...
"Come devo fare? Cosa devo premere? Cioè la freccina so che la sposto con il dito... ma cosa devo premereeeee madonna che nervi..."
-Eh? Per far cosa??
"Per usare... il computer. Mi spiega per piacere? Cominci dall'inizio che sono proprio ignorante. Faccia conto di dover spiegare to a child. So let's start with this small window: SRS Premium Sound. What should I do? "
-Lady ... I'm sorry. I'm not what you will teach using the computer to the phone. Ok?
" But wait! Copy protect what is it? How do I make copies? Put on the arrow? "
-If you have time to move on from here, I can explain something. The phone will not do anything.
" But it feels a bit ': think it is easy to understand written and all these these things? eh? Rude ... "
-Lady ... because he took the computer? And if you took it to another shop, protests, maybe with them, ok?" I can not help it. I'm sorry.
"Why 'I get it? And what do you care? I want to make calls, play games, email, surf the internet ... Internet. He explains at least as I do to see the Internet, to send mail? Explain to good start. We now turn it off and back on ok? "
-Lady, do not do anything. I have customers here before. It is not the phone that you learn to use a computer. I'm not the one that will teach her now. Right? And the greeting too.
"But bad ... rude! Who buys the computer should probably go crazy to learn? Or she tells me or I'll send my husband. "
-Well, send her husband. Goodbye.
" But I send him there or where we buy it? "
-Lady!! But please ... the greeting. Good day.
I put down, I'd had enough of such arrogant deficiency. And I'm sorry, is not the computer that you learn to use the phone call ... no I meant is the phone that you learn ... hehehe you got it? (I say patient customer waiting)
"Of course, right about what he wanted to know as you learn the ABC of the computer to the phone? Hehehe"
-Hehehehe ... Please! Return to us, and thanks for your patience ...
"Yes, then. What you have offered for nintendo DS?"
Yes, there is the console itself in various colors, you see, and then the tie-in game ...
"No, make that offer to ME! What's on offer these days? "
-Eh? Well, here he sees these games combined ... ...
" No, no ... to me that you offer? Nintendo DS. "

-Um ..." I have a Nintendo DS as this one, and then a Nintendo DS of the old model. Routes. "
-Routes?
" Yes. And then I can find another white, new with the cracked screen. What do I offer a 3 nintendo DS? "We
-Eeeeeh ????? you?? That is ... that you sell to us?? Routes??
" Yes, the offer . What you have now offered for nintendo DS? How much money? "But
-us ... but this is a shop! That is ... qui le vendiamo, non le compriamo... e poi rotte!! Cosa ce ne faremmo??
"Beh, in parole povere... se vi porto qui le nintendo DS rotte, cosa mi da?"
-Un calcione! Ehm... scusi, non a lei, alle console rotte, intendevo... per gettarle via.
"E allora che offerta c'è? Nessuna! Perché prima mi ha detto che c'era l'offerta?"
-Senta... l'offerta riguarda il prezzo di vendita, diciamo così. Non è prevista un'offerta d'acquisto. Chiaro?
"E va beh! E cosa me ne faccio delle console rotte? Le butto via? Ma dai..."
-Ehm... non lo so... Davvero. Ha bisogno di altro?
"No, no... ma non le butto via, never mind. "
-is, yes. Greetings eh!
" Thank you! Goodbye! "

The Sun Does Not Have A Solid Core'

the False Positive! Biondo

lunchtime, empty shop ... a guy comes in and goes to my department. The way of talking, it sounds like the Roman Empire. Or at least a bit '!
" Hello . I would be interested in the Wii console "
-Please!
Here it is ..." There was a need for more ... loss of this? "
-C 'was, until recently ... um ... I was talking just yesterday hehehe
" hehehe! and in fact I'm here! "
-Aaah! No! But then you are ... you ... do not believe it. Who are you?
" Who am I? A che vuole la console Wii, e forse... basta! O forse no!"
-Ah, sì, no: il discorso importante è: quali accessori aggiungere! hehehe dico bene?
"hehehehe!! Sì! Esattamente! Ma io faccio parte dei clienti diciamo del 'primo tipo' e non voglio comprare accessori e giochi, ma solo la console!"
-Hehehehe Benvenuto! Qua la mano! Chi sei?
"Mi chiamo Mario. Lieto di conoscerti!"
-Mario! Evviva! (ehm... Mario?) Ma che nick usi?
"Fammi vedere un po' questi famosi accessori per la Wii. Che nick uso? Hehehehe dipende! Cos'è questo Wii Speak?"
-E' per dare i comandi vocali ai giochi. Credo is the only accessory that the blonde has not bought the post! hehehe! but only because he arrived in stores a few days later!
"Okay, do not buy anything at all beyond the console, I'm sorry. Client 'first type' the most difficult and dangerous!"
-Mah! I'm leaving this reference purchase for cash. Then come back here with your receipt and you entrust your console right? And we have a chat!
"Ok, I'll be right!"
What kind ... strange! It is not clear if it is shy or outgoing, boh! But you come here ... mah! I was not confirmed to be a blogger, but between the lines he admitted ... But who is it?? Mario? Shy? What do I do? I must make haste in the "room of surprises."
There are however a few basics, then the "room" will not be as it was intended should be! Mario's fault, I was not given time to prepare well hehehe!
Here he returns with a receipt in hand.
-Hey! There you are, very good! Ready for the console with nothing added, as strictly required! hehehehe damn!
"Hahahaha! You lose the gain, eh? And then the leaders you do this! Hehehe"
-Yeah, right! Look, see that wall? See who is actually a hidden door?
"Come on ... it's true, you do not notice! And what's inside? Secret?"
-C'è il tuo premio, c'è! Il regalo in esclusiva per essere venuto a trovarmi! hehehe
"Ma dai! Ma che... Sei un po' strano, tu... hehehe"
-Eh già! A proposito, ti devo fare la foto anche!
"La foto? No no niente foto! Sei un po' tanto... sei... cioè c'è anche un regalo che devo prendere, davvero? Ma si fa così con tutti? hehehe"
-Non con tutti, ma con te sì! Perché se ti dico ORBO, tu cosa rispondi?
"cosa rispondo?"
-Cosa rispondi?
"Non ne ho idea... Orbo?"
-Orbo! non ne hai idea??
"No! Mi dispiace. Cosa dovrei answer? "
-But ... but ... oh my God. Oh My God Do not say anything the word Patch?
" It 's like a password? I do not understand ... What should I respond? "
-You do not understand ... why ...
" Why what? "
-Why you told me before the console, the customer of the" first kind "that includes the minimum responsibility of ?
"Oh ... I do not think I said anything ... strange! I said something wrong? In fact I wanted to ask you, you seem to know me, but I do not know who you are! But you were asking me who I was! I did not understand exactly what you wanted from me. "
-did not understand, but you were at the game! How!
"Credevo che stessi cercando di confondermi con il modo di fare, e ci stavo attento! Ma allora state aspettando una persona come me? Che mi somiglia? E si chiama Mario??"
-Sì, beh... stiamo aspettando una persona che... viene qui a comprare una console Wii e poi... poi... boh! Mi sono sbagliato, non eri tu! Perdonami. E porta pazienza!
"Hehehehe e io mi chiedevo dove ci eravamo già conosciuti!! E... questa persona come me, deve venire qui oggi? E quando la riconoscete, cosa succede? Che roba!!"
-La vedi quella porta nascosta che sembra una parete? Appena la persona risponde alla "parola d'ordine"...
"Sì? Appena risponde, che succede?"
-hehehehe
"Che succede? Dai dimmelo!"
-hehehehe non si può! Mi dispiace! Ma ora hai abbastanza elementi per trovare le informazioni da solo!
"Quali informazioni? Quali elementi?"
-Scusami! Non posso dirti niente! Mi dispiace!! hehehehe Per un attimo stavo commettendo un grosso errore! Meglio così!
"Non ho mai trovato un... negozio così! Sei... siete... cioè, eccezionale, adesso ho la curiosità di sapere questa cosa! come si fa?"
-Torna a trovarci tra qualche giorno, e saprai se ci sono state novità!
"Sono qui che lavoro fino al 10 agosto..."
-Ottimo, e allora vieni and visit us again! Greetings! And excuse me for having the wrong person!
"What story, what a story! Hehehehe"
-Yeah! unlucky you, or not, who knows? hehehehe (my mom I was done it!)

Asa Softball Bats Illegal

MICROMEGA WITH MARINE

By Ignazio Marino liberated from the Democratic Party nomenklatura. Sign the appeal

The Italian Constitution, Art. 49, states: "All citizens have the right to associate parties to compete freely in democratic processes to determine national policy. " The subject is
citizens, political parties are just a tool are the their instrument through which they are citizens together to decide. "
too long But the Constitution has been overthrown, and the parties have become a gimmick device and self-caste and durable, which is played by co-optation. Even all the experiences post-PCI, the "What" of Occhetto, the PDS, the DS, and finally the post-PCI and post-DC, the Democratic Party. Despite the hopes raised each time and quickly dashed. The clash between Franceschini and Bersani (Between Veltroni and D'Alema), everything inside the nomenklatura, confirmed the diagnosis.
Ignazio Marino's candidacy could change things. It 's a job of civil society, still wanted by the basic life of the party, its voters are not entangled in mess-ups, and is aimed at the millions of non-voters (only the last four years, as many as the potential to win), Democrat consistent that they had refused to consent to an election in which party could no longer recognize.
Between now and October 25, with Congress and the primaries, a new party can be born. Built as own instrument, as they correspond to and / or vote. For
iscriversi ai circoli di base del Pd c’è tempo fino al 21 luglio. Noi lo faremo, proprio perché crediamo che il Pd debba essere in futuro quello che NON è stato fin qui, il partito della legalità, della laicità, dell’eguaglianza, del “sì sì, no no”, della coerenza tra il dire e il fare: il partito di “giustizia e libertà”.

Carlo Bernardini
Roberta De Monticelli
don Paolo Farinella
Paolo Flores d’Arcais
Maurizio Maggiani
Valerio Magrelli
Piergiorgio Odifreddi
Telmo Pievani
Lidia Ravera

Per firmare l'appello si può andare qui

Oscar Statue Chocolate Moulds

below cost! Subjected to

A few days ago we were "strong" in an article: the Nintendo Wii offer below!
It all came to us to request it and buy it, ignoring the fierce competition, magical power of special offers. Log
the customer takes the console, the door to the cashier, greet and pay.
Enter another customer asks the console, take it, the door to greet and pay cash. Log
a customer, this at least she smiles, takes the console is on hand salutes and pays ...
After a day like this, we sellers are beginning to become aware of the bitter reality: these customers buy the console below cost (each unit sold, an economic loss for the store) and do not want it to accessories, games, ammenicoli, minchionatine .. . everything should be related to the purchase of the console to "make good" to the business. Nothing. Only the console, thanks.
"If we continue to sell these consoles at a loss and without attachments" tells us a great new chief sent here to observe a few days ... "we can begin to lower the blinds and change all the work! We we are here to make money, not to lose ... and lost 30 euro for each of these consoles, with the tail out of people that want to buy, is not exactly what we wanted to get ... why take the lead, my sellers, who must sell Accessories, and then Accessories. The console below cost alone is not enough. Got it? Clear. And how can people buy the console without games? Eh?
-It 's possible because they are already included in the price ... 5 games and the offer as it stands is complete and interesting ... - trying to tell a seller thinking of making a good impression.
" eeh?? Well, this is not. Learn how to sell accessories, games and what it takes. From tomorrow I will no longer see one console out of the store without accessories, okay? Light. "Tomorrow
And this grim finding comes prepared and combative, ready to show everyone that the console below cost now sold only with more accessories and games and all that said the head! Start, open the shop, I am ready to battle! hehehehe
After the first client that passes in front of me ignoring the PC department, here is the second that immediately asks me
"You have your Wii console deals?"
Yes, yes, here it is here! There are also behind the games ...
"I do not need anything, just the Wii, thanks."
-Er ... Please ... but it was not to say that for example a second controller ...
"I do not need to place so, goodbye."
-long ... yes ... we saw that the Wii fit together to ...
"I do not want anything, just the console. Please do not insist, I'm here just for this with nothing to add. Nothing. Goodbye."
-bye, yeah ... perhaps the right customer is the next, never give up ... I say to you, good morning! Please!
"Good morning! Look here '... you have ... ... the one on the wheel ..."
-The laptop on offer? Yes, not only are these new just arrived ...
"the Nintendo Wii. Sorry. We still have the offer? "
Oh, uh ... Yeah, sure ... malediz ... but the best of this offer know what? Being able to have games and access
... "No, no. I have to make a gift and they told me to buy this console and nothing else. "
-Oh, sure ... but it is a gift ... the advice to add at least another control ...
" no. "
-Controller, I said, to play in two and then too ...
"no. Nothing. Wii just does not want much. It's not for me. Do not insist. Not at all. Ok?
-But yes, do not worry ... I thought her a pleasure consigliandol
... "Hello. Goodbye. "
-Saluti...
Ma qui c'è qualcosa che... non va bene!! Possibile che TUTTI i clienti portino via la console maledetta inalberandosi e INSISTENDO a non volere altri utili ludici aggeggi? E che figura ci faccio? Un venditore che non vende ciò che va venduto, lo si può sostituire con un commesso sordo muto che semplicemente porge ai clienti ciò che vogliono! O con un... robot, boh!! Prendi e porta alla cassa, nessuna trattativa! E' la negazione del mio lavoro, proprio nel giorno che avevo promesso di "far vedere" la tangibile differenza.
E poi non ne ho colpa! Sono proprio i clienti che entrano in negozio già schiavi di uno schema mentale che dice "compra quella solo quella non spendere mezzo euro di più" non so quale altra giustificazione proporre!
Proporre, già... e ora che gli dico al Signor Responsabile? La trista verità, ovviamente: questa gente non la convinci a comprare qualcosa in più nemmeno con la violenza.
Ora glielo vado a dire, appena sentito questa anziana cliente:
-Prego, buongiorno! Desidera?
"Buongiorno! Desidero... ce l'ho scritto qui, un attimo... desidero... la console Wii in offerta! Dico bene?"
-Sì ehm... dice bene. Eccola qui, però...
"però?"
-Però la VERA offerta di oggi è... è l'assortimento qui dietro, per cui come terapia tapioco comse fosse videogames, è possibile acquistare IN ESCLUSIVA questo bellissimo controller che da a sua volta DIRITTO a uno sconto sulla scelta di altri gio...
"Ferma, ferma, mi dispiace. Ho i soldi contati vede? Mi hanno detto Vai a comprare la console e non comprare niente di niente di niente altro. Così mi hanno detto. Vede i soldi? Veda. Contati."
-Già, ehm... già. Però, dica a chi la manda, che è un vero peccato rinunciare alla SUPERBA promozione abbinata... a meno di... cementorentinove euro... di... sconto... giochi... felicità in... promozione... garanzia 2 anni, capisce? Lo dica a chi la manda, lo dica cosa si sta perdendo. E con il poster in omaggio, anche! Anzi no ehm... ma qualcos'altro in omaggio si trova... questo adesivo AMD per esempio...
"Yeah, right, wait. Phone"
-heheheh ok, um ... thanks ... I repeat the offer combined with ... (And who invented it now?) So if you add a controller of them, then they can buy young peo ... um ... not another accessory of your choice with the exclusive discount then the choice of one or more Thurs ...
"Eh? No. No. No no no. Okay. No. I knew. Hello. No. Hello."
-Eh? No?
"No, I'm sorry. My niece is angry. I have to buy the console on sale, and anything else I repeated. NOTHING. I'm sorry for saying the offer. I can go into cash? Goodbye."
-Sure, sure ... I accompany you in the chest.
Meeting il Responsabile, e gli facco cenno di seguirmi in reparto. E' ora che anche lui capisca la situazione! Che poi sembra sia sempre colpa dei venditori... Come facciamo a vendere giochi e accessori se la gente oggi non li vuole nemmeno insistendo? Li rifiuta!!
"che succede? Cosa vuoi farmi vedere?"
-Venga con me e si metta un attimo accanto alle console. Così comprende il disagio e la difficoltà di vendere accessori e altre cose...
"Ragazzo, se non riesci a vendere non è a causa dei clienti, devi chiederti perc.."
-No!! No!!! E no! Adesso rimane qui un attimo a osservare la trattativa! Per piacere! Ok?
"Uhm... ok. C'è quella ragazza vicino la console Wii, chiedi a lei e sentiamo che dice"
-Grazie! Prego! Mi dica cara ragazza!
"Buongiorno, hihihihi hihihihi hihihihihi"
-Ehm... buongiorno a lei! Hehehe... cosa cercava?
"La console Nintendo Wii in offerta. E' questa? Posso prenderla? hihihihi"
-Sì, certo, è quella... (guardo il Responsabile come a dirgli "visto? Tutto qui. Ha già capito.")
"Avete anche il controller aggiuntivo?"
-Sì!! Eccolo qui, prego!
"Grazie. E la pedana Wii fit? hihihi"
-Ehm... sì, certo! Eccola.
"Cos'altro mi serve?"
-Oh, um ... games of course. I'm just back there ...
"Yes I'll take this and this. And then this. And then one that I recommend you that I do not mean I do not mean to ni hihihihi mean! Hihihihihihi"
-hihihi ... uhm ... yes, the Board ... boh ... Who plays there? You?
"me and my husband and my son who is 5 years old. Hihihihi"
-hihihi, yeah, I suggest that this is nice to play in two, and such a wonderful adventure that is ...
"And then what do I need? Hihi"
-Er ... and then ... well ... I think it is already quite ...
"Come on! It 's the Olympics this box? What a lovely, with red shoes, I want it! I get it right? Hihihi "
-Sure! Hihihi ... please ... (the manager looks at me puzzled. I do not watch it because I do not know what to say! Curse right now was to get the craniolesa?)
" There ... is it true that there is a game with the steering wheel? That is played in 2 3 and 4 with the wheel? "
Yes, exactly. Here it is. The game also includes the steering wheel. Buy that too?
" Yes, hihihihi! In fact I can buy the game without flying? That is a game I buy, and then flying apart? Can I? "
-Er ... yes, you can, how many bats were used to ...? (Never seen a customer so)
" Boh ... Four? I'll be ... Three in fact. Three flying without playing a game with the steering wheel! And though the play of cows, even hihihi "
-hihihi, yeah ... the cows? What?
" This! With the cow! E 'cute is not it? "
-Eeeeeh ... yes, yes ... (I do not know where he lived to see the cows on the box of Animal Crossing, but the customer is always right)
" How many beautiful things, as hihihi I'm happy! "
-Um ... hihihi already! So we have a console, a controller, the platform fit, three even four games, three bats, the Olympic kit with red shoes ... I forget anything?
"You tell me! Do not make me forget anything! "
Yes, In fact ... there would be ... what's his name ... Fit Box 8 in 1 device, to keep fit ... and then the controller enhanced "Motion Plus" which add realism and Antani spiricùda in every game. Each game, be careful.
"And then give them to me, hihihihi! What then maybe I have to go back because you forgot something!"
-Yeah! He's right ... Oh my god! The Music Kit! We forgot one! The beautiful musical instruments for the Wii! And then the Ewiilution, I do not know what it is but certainly enhances the purchase and happiness! Here they are!
"Thank you, thank you! How much money around?"
-Oh, um ... do the math ... then ... € 681, yes ... SEVENTEENTH OTTANTUNO EURO (sconvolgente)
"Ottimo! Che gentile che è, che gentile, hihihihi!!! Dimentichiamo niente? C'è tutto?"
-No, mi manca ancora il suo numero di cellulare!
"Oh! L'ha perso?"
-Eh? No, no, non me l'ha mai dato hehehe
"Ooooh mi dispiace! Dove ho la testa hihihi... Se lo segni! Tre-Due-Nov..."
-No, ehi!! Ehii!!! Ferma, scherzavo!! Non mi serve il numero di cellulare! hehehe Perdoni lei...
"Ah no?? Pensavo fosse per le assistenze, le garanzie, cose così..."
-No no no, non serve... Vada pure in cassa che le porto tutto io (appena trovo 3 carrelli per caricare tutto!!) e grazie di tutto cara signora! E' stata gentile quanto meravigliosa, con un viso angelico e una risata che confonde il cuore (eeeeh! e trafora i timpani) Benedetto chi incontra il suo lieto sorriso, e fortunato colui che si sveglia la mattina e trova un angelo par suo accanto a sè!
"Eh? Oh che parole bellissime... non ho capito tutto ma sembravano parole bellissime... E' bello comprare qui, ci si sente bene! Che bravi siete. Arrivederci e grazie! hihihi!"
-Grazie a lei, ci vediamo in cassa, hihihi!
Guardo il Responsabile, che serio mi guarda a sua volta. Mi dice "cosa volevi dimostrarmi? Lo so bene che quando i venditori fanno il loro lavoro, il mondo gira per the right way, as Henry Ford said! Now that you showed me your tactics, however, sell them all in this way the console. You have no excuse. All customers are good. Good job. "
-Yeah, thanks ... all the customers, of course ... But I wanted to prove the opposite of what he knew!" We have the wrong customers "will never be an excuse in his eyes . My tactic does not exist, the involution of the brain of customers tactics!
But as all customers are good! As what has just now taken his console below cost in cash and is running with his head down for fear that a seller's proposing to buy something else!
And I tell him?
-Hihihi!!

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Ignazio Marino tomorrow will ask the national leadership of the party to extend the membership.

These days many are registered for the first time, choosing to share a route, bringing new life to the PD.

has triggered the same process that has seen many of us enter the Democratic Party a year ago, that process of openness to society which is founded on the idea behind the PD:
Open to society, to be mixed up in it the best performers.

This is a demonstration of the richness of the application of Marino and stride in front of the scandals of membership that we are living these days

The co-optation, the cards are easy, unfair treatment, the barons of proxies are dynamic present (at any level) that we have not yet managed to oust. Indeed some, today, defends them, calling them the lesser of two evils. Raising as solutions.

Urge, so be mindful of how and why we created the PD: this is the best antidote to that desire "to return to the past", which attracts mainly those who did not exist before.
Urge remember il 33 % di italiani che ci hanno votato e le 3 milioni di persone che si sono messe in coda per votare un leader .

Qui non si vogliono difendere gli errori. Questi ci sono stati e hanno pesato molto .
Qui si vuole difendere un idea , un intuizione che oggi più che mai va rilanciata e sostenuta.

Per questo si chiede che il tesseramento venga prolungato, affinché, comunque vada, il congresso di questo partito non sia solo un regolamento di conti , ma un momento partecipativo ed inclusivo che porti forze, idee, speranze .

Non so quante tessere porterà al PD la candidatura di Marino, ma anche se fosse una sola vale certamente di più di quelle 65.000 che appoggiano Bassolino e Bersani.

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Thursday evening, with some you, we met for the first vote. We expressed our ideas, opinions, hopes for the candidacy of Ignazio Marino.
From the meeting it was clear that there are grounds to do a good job in Como. This is demonstrated by those who have enrolled for the first time yesterday and were present at the meeting, but also show the members who are seeking clarity in the content, and people who want a leader with an innovative, high-level capable of modernizing the country.

This spirit, which so reminds October 14, will be accompanied by a motion which will give the necessary concrete through ideas and proposals to make this country: Inclusive, Democratic, meritocratic, open, transparent: MODERN. It will be a document that will speak well of us, what rules we want to give us and how we relate with our electorate. I know many of you are waiting for this moment to dissolve the last reserves, and I am convinced that will not be disappointed.

Regarding the upcoming events:
July 22 at 21:00 at the Provincial Festival will be Pippo Civati \u200b\u200b

On 23 July at 17:30 at the chamber's work in Milan will be presented motion conference.

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publishing the video of the speech at the Lingotto. That day he had talked all, Bersani, Franceschini, Serrachiani, Chiamparino. All had received applause but no one was convinced, then he has come to say these things, simple, clear winners.

A gentleman told me that at a meeting are the ideas and proposals to win. Need to warm hearts, believe that they can change.
Good. I do not know if this is, probably not.
I know, however, that those who have the courage to do those proposals, to stake their ideas deserve our respect and our support.

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Cari Amici ,

come sapete Ignazio Marino ha scelto di candidarsi alla segreteria nazionale del PD.
La sua scelta è una scelta coraggiosa che porta freschezza e permette una maggiore chiarezza al dibattito sul futuro del nostro paese e del PD.

Tutti coloro, iscritti e non iscritti, che in questo periodo hanno mostrato segni di stanchezza, sono oggi chiamati a confrontarsi con questa candidatura. Si sono spezzate le consuetudini e gli schemi di cui spesso ci lamentiamo. Oggi tocca a noi, per non perdere questa occasione INCONTRIAMOCI :

Giovedì 16 Luglio ore 21.00

sede PD Como

Per parlare, ascoltare: per ESSERCI .

" Sogniamo un'Italia diversa, crediamo nella cultura del merito, nella laicità della Stato, nella solidarietà, nel rispetto delle regole, nei diritti uguali per tutti, vogliamo liberare le energie migliori di questo paese e creare una squadra di persone che diano voce, forza, concretezza alle nostre idee. "

Ignazio Marino

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Marino: parlerò ai circoli.

Boom di «amici» su Facebook

"How do I sign up, I want to give her a hand. Who should I contact?. Ignazio Marino has just finished speaking at the ninth meeting of the San Rossore Tuscany Region (the first was in 2001 a few days before that G8 also organized by Italy and then finished in the blood) is dedicated to peace and science. He spoke about the relationship between science and philosophy of life. He explained that at the heart of all we must always be a free choice. Applause and encouragement


people, so much to applaud. Then when he has to go (he has several meetings in Pisa) does not pass. The tv waiting outside the tent under the pines. But he struggles to make inroads. Every few steps stop him. The shaking hand. They tell him that now that the field for the leadership of the Democratic Party is him take the card. They ask how they should do. Who should call. The young man in the circle of democratic Cecina card's already there. He wants to collect signatures for his candidacy. "Call Meta, do you expect the phone and go on my site: ignaziomarino.it," the senator is the Democratic Party. And while his assistant Claudia Cirillo filled the agenda of names, telephones and e-mail. He embraces the powerful chairman of Tuscany Claudio Martini ("Good luck" encourages the governor), and smiles. After all, his dream, explained to reporters, is a Democratic Party that "the only power is that of the circles, where people express their opinions and where a majority vote and decide. " A goal to reach counts of "jumping the apparatus." "What I see happening in Parliament is that unfortunately are being organized according to those same leaders that the current call. I want to organize another way, I want to speak directly to the clubs. "
Boom on Facebook

So far it seems that the direct appeal to citizens to join the Democratic Party made by Marino at the time of his decision to run for the national secretariat of the Democrats is working. His "friends" on Facebook from 400 have passed in a few days to 4 thousand, access to his site are now 20 thousand per day. But over the same virtual contacts Marino explained that even supports paper, cards that are used to rate the Congress circle (the deadline for registration ends July 21), are giving some encouraging signs. "There is a special guest - he says - and many people have signed up." Even for this Senator - doctor ("Do not worry I will continue to go in the operating room also as the secretary of the Democratic Party," reassuring the woman who promised a vote only if the warrants will continue to work) does not fear that Congress will yield accounts. "I lined up for this - he said - not because I want a showdown, but a conference of ideas. Where each of us can bring a clear word on issues such as employment, housing, immigration, research, affecting people. Where it comes to civil rights, where it clearly says no to special rights for some people and to ensure equal rights for all. If you discuss these issues and give clear answers we will make a great favor not only to the PD, but to the country. Why Italy needs a left to speak out clearly, that says yes and the no de. And the end result, that of October 25, has no doubts: "I win."

by Vladimir Frulletti - Unit

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I am here, and you?

Care amiche, cari amici,
lo avrete saputo, ho deciso di candidarmi alle primarie del Partito Democratico. Siamo in molti, moltissimi e ringrazio tutti coloro che mi hanno già dimostrato il loro sostegno.
Sogniamo un'Italia diversa, crediamo nella cultura del merito, nella laicità dello Stato, in solidarity, while respecting the rules, in equal rights for all. We want to leave the best energies of this country and create a team of people who give voice, strength and substance to our ideas.
We are determined to tackle those who govern democratically Italy in a dull and clumsy:

for a country curate, safe, peaceful, modern
for a country that accounts, in which way you face the courage, ability, hope
for a job with a decent wage
that values \u200b\u200beach individual for a school as the main tool for training and integration of our children
for economic development, responsible, respecting the environment. We want everyone

can build the future with confidence, realize their dream and we want to be free to choose. Are not slogans, are the values \u200b\u200bwe believe in and that unite us. But if these values \u200b\u200bbecome positive actions, each of us must step forward and make a commitment.

I am there. ARE YOU THERE?

I made the first step to take the responsibility to give voice to what we believe. I wish you were there on the same road you too, democratic free spirit and visionary.
We are not pushed or supported by current, we can become a stream but a river if each of us is willing to contribute its drop of water.
The river must flow into banks and to count each person must register and participate in the Democratic Party with their votes during the convention, to choose the candidate.

Let's see. We feel how strong is our desire to change.
By July 21 all the PD's subscribe.

And in two weeks if we are many, the river will follow a new course.
Of hope and confidence.


Ignazio Marino

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Sottocosto!


"Buongiorno, ehm... scusi!"
-Buongiorno. Prego, mi dica.
"Come mai questo monitor costa... così?"
-Eh??
"139 euro... non dovrebbe costare 99 in offerta?"
-Oh, l'offerta era il Sottocosto che c'era fino a 2 sabati fa, anzi 3... mi dispiace!
"Va beh, ma se lo voglio comprare sottocosto, non c'è problema e mi fa ancora 99 euro, vero?"
-No... Davvero. Quel monitor è stato in promozione per 15 giorni a 99 euro in sottocosto, e ora che la promozione è finita costa il suo prezzo giusto. 139 euro.
"Cosa vuol dire sottocosto? E' una cosa che inventate voi per attirare la gente! Il prezzo non può essere mai sottocosto! Se vendo una cosa, la vendo per guadagnare, non per perderci! E poi chi controlla questi prezzi? Io cliente? eh? tu venditore? eh?"
-No. Quando si ha intenzione di fare un sottocosto, bisogna comunicarlo ben prima a una serie di Enti compilando un plico di carte. Poi la Polizia locale verrà a controllare le fatture d'acquisto della merce e i relativi prezzi di vendita. Autorizzati quindi dal 'sindaco' con altre carte bollate, si può vendere sottocosto ma rigorosamente entro i limiti autorizzati. E non si può quindi chiamare 'sottocosto' un'articolo che non...
"Va beh, chi se ne damn ... But then someone who has a shop, buy everything below cost in other stores and then sells it at full price? But come on ... "
-fact, there are some limitations different from company to company. In the case of this monitor was selling below cost, but one piece per customer, only to end-users to
COMPAN ..." Watch ... I just came here to monitor this loss. So I do not care limitations, corporate policies, etc.etc. It cost 99 euro and I took him to 99 €? eh? "
-Sorry. Costa 139. The price she says, alas, are 3 weeks that is no more ... Not 3 minutes, you know And even 3 hours: 3 sets-ti-ma- it!
"Ah, but said that if lo vende in sottocosto se ne possono prendere solo uno per persona?"
-Ehm... ho detto che NON lo vendo sottocosto, e che UNA VOLTA quando si vendeva sottocosto, c'era la limitazione di uno per cliente.
"Perché a me ne servivano 6"
-SEI??? Non le posso scontare un monitor e allora mi chiede di scontarne sei??
"Sì. Quindi che prezzo mi fa, prezzo finito?"
-Uh... un attimo... prendo appunti su un documento di testo... Allora, prezzo finito di sei monitor direi... 834 euro!
"E lo sconto? Siamo matti?"
-Ah, sì, certo. Boh, Ottocentoventin... anzi no... 799. Eh? Contento? Dovrebbe ehm... esserlo.
"No, non ha capito. Se costava 99 sottocosto, e io ne prendo 6... allora costeranno molto meno di 99 all'uno, quei 6 monitor!"
-Sì. Ricordandoci però che NON sono in sottocosto, e se lo fossero NON si potrebbe prenderne più di uno per cliente! E quindi il prezzo su cui ragionare è 139 euro, non 99 !
"Ho qui 500 euro del prete"
-Come? Del prete?
"Sì, vediamo di farceli bastare, per favore. Dai dammi 6 monitor di quelli, prezzo tondo 500 e va bene così."
-Eh, come no! I soldi del prete. Ma quale prete?
"Stiamo organizzando la sagra parrocchiale a XYZ. Da giovedì prossimo a martedì della settimana dopo. E I did give € 500 by the priest to buy something special for fishing for Charity ... "
XYZ-A? hehehehe then I tell you something. .. Mah Fisheries Charity did not pick up objects and used by families living things? I fell behind I?
"What do our boys home to home! We, well ... we are 5 people that we are working to help the parish priest and the Community ... So I thought maybe the priest then when it ends the festival will give us a little something to thank ... and then it occurred to me that there were these monitors to 99 € ... "
-I mean, he came alone to take his gift ... then that will, alone, at the end of the festival parade?? hehehehe! It 's so?
"No. .. that is, if you could stay within the 500 euro fine. Otherwise it is a problem. That's why I asked for the discount."
-Um ... But she has asked me 6, not 5! Why 6?
"Well ... why would a pastor for ... I mean he does not know but I think if you can not refuse the offer we humans as a gift to him ..."
-But if you buy with his money, that gift is?? hehehe! Bring patience, not that I affect your business and then ... I know, tell or write a blog around (he said, sincerely, the young Pinocchio with the text document open on the monitor) is solo così per parlare, mi sembra una cosa curiosa. Sei monitor con super scontistica sottocosto, un vero affarone!
"Appunto, ho pensato di comprarne 6 così con la... scontistica appunto riusciamo a prenderne uno in più da regalare anche a lui."
-Bello, bello! Meravigliosa cosa la Beneficienza! Bravi tutti voi volontari! Però, come si dice spesso, la Santa Carità fa le pentole ma non i coperchi! Sei monitor costano 800 euro, non 500!
"Beh... ma se lei mette il sottocosto solo per farmi una cortesia... magari..."
-A parte che il sottocosto non lo posso "mettere" io così a piacere, come fosse un... sottobicchiere! A parte quello, dico, se anche fossero miracolosamente in sottocosto, 6 monitor costerebbero 600, e non 500. Quindi...
"Quindi?"
-Quindi le consiglio di investire in altro modo quei 500. Conosce il club privée Divina Cleopatra, a nord di Vicenza? E andiamo lì, io e i suoi amici, questo sabato!! Vedrà quanto ci mettiamo a spenderli! 20 minuti! hehehehe
"No... hehehe... no, no, non è il tipo di... ehm... idea che possiamo... potremmo... noi in relazione... cioè fin che si scherza, ecco... non è da considerare, non è da... non si preoccupi, non mi... ci piace questo tipo di... serate."
-Cosa sta dicendo mai?? E' un posto bellissimo e signorile! Mi offende così Gagaùzo e Irina, i gestori del locale? Lui ci ha rimesso un occhio e parte della guancia, per il suo locale! A parte scherzi, ci vada davvero una sera. Non è che ci siano dentro persone strane o procaci donne poco vestite. E poi, se ci fossero, meglio vederle così che nel... monitor, no? hehehe scherzo, vah!
"E lei, lei non lo vuole un monitor nuovo di questi, per lei?"
-Per me? Sempre con i soldi del prete?
"No, dico: se li deve comprare lei per lei, 6 monitor, che prezzo le fanno? Che livello di sottocosto?"
-Ehm... viene controllata appunto la marginalità del prodotto, e in base a quella si stabilisce la scontistica. Solitamente circa il 5%. Quindi le parrà assurdo, but if this monitor costs 99 in a loss, I come to pay 115 or 120! So in that case I would agree to buy it myself taking advantage of the offer below. I always be granted, and I have my serious doubts.
"A monitor is telling me. But 6? Or 7?"
-7? Increase? Well, the talk is always, yes, but never at discounts of at a loss, of course.
"And if you buy for themselves ... 6 monitors to 500 €, what did they say?"
-I say, 'Hey! Here are missing from the € 334 bill! Verses immediately or within half a minute? Do you prefer to be withheld from the next paycheck? ' hehehe But I can say "No, no, let us ask the Lord the parish, which clearly explains what happened to us. "Am I right, huh? I refer to her.
" Uhm ... no, of course not ... at least on the bench. Under the table instead, nothing but! Right? "
-Undercounter? As the first coaster? Do not understand.
" A hypothetical level, I say, do not go thinking about strange things under the table, that is, if I were to leave money and she handed me the monitor without receipts, invoices ... but she takes the money ... that is, she keeps them all ... would keep them in the hypothetical sense ... "
Ah well, then it would not fail in this case € 300, but 800! Other than hypothetical meaning. And of those 800 would be required of me Do not you think?
" I non sto cercando truffe o scappatoie legali, sotterfugi... Sto semplicemente cercando di... investire i 500 euro che non mi appartengono. Investirli nel modo più proficuo possibile!"
-Sì, ehm... più proficuo per chi? non per il signor... prete, immagino!
"Per tutti. Per me, per i miei amici collaboratori, per tutti! A noi tutti sta a cuore che la sagra di XYZ sia una grande festa! Una volta all´anno!"
-Ecco cosa le dovevo dire... Io abito lì vicinissimo!! Quindi il prete è... don Alfonso? (Alfredo? Anselmo? Armando?)
"Don Alfonso... don... sì... ma lo conosce? Non ci posso credere. Cioè lei abita vicino a XYZ?"
-Sì, in the district that bears its XVW between XYZ and, coincidentally close to the church! The Festival begins on Thursday? I had seen the signs hanging in the streets. I shall certainly find you! Where do you find it?
"Huh? Um ... Yes .. I know ... But really is Don Alfonso?"
-Yes! I met him three years ago in front of a bar in the center of the country! But she, personally, find where the festival? What do you do?
"Um ... yes ... I'm retired ..."
-Hm! What does the festival, I mean! In which stand, in which area I find it? I'll go with the family to do a few laps, is comfortable close to home!
"I do not know, I do not know when ... facevo le ordinazioni gastronomiche al computer, ma adesso hanno cambiato il sistema... Io darò un'occhiata alla Mostra missionaria, e poi alla Pesca di beneficienza che ci sono i miei figli dietro il vetro... ma non so se mi trova... non so se è giusto che lei venga alla Sagra... Forse è meglio se le chiedo di... cioè non dice niente poi a don Alfonso né a nessuno, vero?"
-Ah. Uh. Ok... beh, stia tranquillo, non mi importa niente dei vostr... ehi!! Arrivederci! Che succede??
Andato via. Senza salutare.
E non posso nemmeno andare alla sagra, ho detto una bugia!! Sarò all´estero in quei giorni! Dalla faccia che aveva poco prima di andarsene, credo di avergli rovinato il sonno per i prossimi days, and I did not understand why. Damn
intricate mysteries reports and plots of the festivals of the country! The famous "jokes as a priest"?
-
-
-
BACKGROUND: As I knew the dear Don Alfonso.
-
I was sitting at the bar, spring 2006, in the morning, reading the newspaper and bevucchiare with acquaintances and friends.
appears in front of me, walking, a man dressed all in black from head to foot, like a ... priest of the past! He walks slowly and looks, seriously, people in the bar.
What do I do? I'm an expert in commercial and personal relations, who is that Mr. Priest do not know? I must know! I live here and I'm the only one of these not to have ever seen before! Other greet him with a nod, and I look at them, embarrassed, ask the question:
-Sorry ... Who is that priest? It is part of the parish?
"Hahahahaha but how?? Not know Don Alfonso? But where do you live? Hahahaha ..."
-Er ... no, I do not know ... where I live ... well ... is part of the local community?
"is the pastor Hahahaha! Our new pastor! New ... many months that you are here ... I think you're the only one who does not know!"
-
That figure ... young and old in the bar watching me, someone shakes his head ... Already they are not native to the place, but the immigrant, as if this were not enough even I just have not shown never met the pastor, the central and important figure in the small towns of the Veneto campanga.
I recover charisma and credibility, and show these my fellow countrymen how to behave acquired in this predicament. A head held high and without fear!
I jumped up, glacial smile, arm raised in greeting:-Hey! Hey!
Don Alfonso did not see me and keep walking.
-Hey! Priest! Hey! Stop!
The priest stops, looks at me. Serious. Property.
-Hey! Stop! Priest! Still I come and introduce myself!
So I say, holding the glass of white wine in hand.
does not understand, he turns abruptly and starts walking fast as if to leave. I will
I follow 10 meters behind, and insist on shouting-Stop! Freeze! Hey! Stop, heck!
He accelerates more and more, begins to run. I
accelerometers with him a few seconds later I realize that I'm running behind.
-Ehiiii! Priest! Stop! Stop! Fermaaaaaa! Ehiiiiii!
He who runs fast, I run after him shouting for a few hundred meters.
Then I realized that maybe that was not the right way and come back ruefully at the bar, while Don Alfonso keep running towards the church ...
Much of the town has known or seen the scene, and then for the people I'm an immigrant who raced behind the priest on the streets of the country. Crying and with a glass of wine in hand. Not exactly the kind of person to be recommended by the hand of his daughter here! Hehehehe
and my pseudocliente not know me, and even believed that I was a true friend of Don Alfonso. (That greeting, respect, and I ask publicly apologize for the unfortunate incident of our meeting. But I never had, since then, the opportunity to meet and talk together)
Life is beautiful and well varied, and the sunny village in the countryside I see happen a lot but just as many shadow of the steeple!
Before coming here to live, I would never have thought of that!

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Alla ricerca delle buone occasioni (e maniere)

"Hello, I want a cheap laptop, very cheap"
-Si. Good morning. Very cheap, yes. Then we have this ...
"No, no, no. Not from € 400, very cheap, half or rather less than half"
-Um ... we have not so cheap, there are, however, the netbook ...
"stain netbook. I need a notebook, cheap laptop with fast processor, intel core 2 excellent and the screen at least 17" Sony or HP ... "
-Oh, um ... cheap ...?
"and 4gb of ram and a 512mb dedicated video card with at least that I have to do the rendering ... and at least 320GB hard disk. Better if 500. "
-But not looking for a cheap laptop then! Hehehe
" Yes Less than 200 €. What makes her laugh? "
-Um ... No, sorry. With the features that is me ... chieden
" There is ... maybe you can look in the warehouse? Or at least pretend to look, before you tell me there? "
-Mrs. A portable 17" Sony or HP core 2 with a good level, dedicated video card with 512 and 320 of the disk, it costs less than 200 € and I have here or in store ...
"Why do not you apologize?"
-Because with those features cost more.
"And if I want? Are willing to pay up to 200 € I said."
-Er ... I would like to buy a laptop so at that price. Or a new Maserati to 1000 €. But is not there.
"Well, maybe a bit 'hit, with some scratches, with broken glass or something worse, without goalkeeper boh ..."
-would be a scrap, not the dealer would try, then. But from a scrap yard. He understands what I mean?
"Well ... can not have one, computer flaws that are cheap or do with cosmetic blemishes or scratches? Do not believe it ..."
-Lady ... no, we do not ...
"But please, do not want them to see reasons for his. Say it, say."
-Lady ... we do not, sorry. Other than "My reasons"! We do not sell or computer scrap, used or defective.
"And if a computer already comes defective, how do you do? Certainly do not sell at full price!"
-Lo leads immediately to the sender, that we change it with a new one.
"And if a customer wants to change because it broke a key, or perhaps took a punch?"
-Certainly not we keep the old computer and the blow ... They sell new pc, packaged up and running!
"Well I need a fast PC, but to be spent up to 200 €"
-E is not there, I'm sorry.
"Yes, yes, sorry, sure, but it ... but go, go ..."
-Lady, maybe try a search ...
"VAAA MA MA VA, VAAA are not ... d'accordo. Ma proprio no."
-E cos'ho fatto di male?
"Ma... non ha neanche provato a guardare, a cercare magari un pc se ha un graffio o una botta per discutere quanto farmi di sconto..."
-Eeeeh!!! Signora!! E' un negozio questo, e i pc NON DEVONO avere botte, graffi o difetti. Se li hanno, tornano indietro e ce li mandano nuovi. E poi il prezzo di vendita è indicato sui cartellini, non si stabilisce contrattando in base a quanto è "difettoso" il prodotto.
"Ma va.... ma vaaa vaaaa non le dico parolacce guardi... Saluti.
-Ehm... ci mancherebbe, saluti anche a lei...