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"Hello, I want a cheap laptop, very cheap"
-Si. Good morning. Very cheap, yes. Then we have this ...
"No, no, no. Not from € 400, very cheap, half or rather less than half"
-Um ... we have not so cheap, there are, however, the netbook ...
"stain netbook. I need a notebook, cheap laptop with fast processor, intel core 2 excellent and the screen at least 17" Sony or HP ... "
-Oh, um ... cheap ...?
"and 4gb of ram and a 512mb dedicated video card with at least that I have to do the rendering ... and at least 320GB hard disk. Better if 500. "
-But not looking for a cheap laptop then! Hehehe
" Yes Less than 200 €. What makes her laugh? "
-Um ... No, sorry. With the features that is me ... chieden
" There is ... maybe you can look in the warehouse? Or at least pretend to look, before you tell me there? "
-Mrs. A portable 17" Sony or HP core 2 with a good level, dedicated video card with 512 and 320 of the disk, it costs less than 200 € and I have here or in store ...
"Why do not you apologize?"
-Because with those features cost more.
"And if I want? Are willing to pay up to 200 € I said."
-Er ... I would like to buy a laptop so at that price. Or a new Maserati to 1000 €. But is not there.
"Well, maybe a bit 'hit, with some scratches, with broken glass or something worse, without goalkeeper boh ..."
-would be a scrap, not the dealer would try, then. But from a scrap yard. He understands what I mean?
"Well ... can not have one, computer flaws that are cheap or do with cosmetic blemishes or scratches? Do not believe it ..."
-Lady ... no, we do not ...
"But please, do not want them to see reasons for his. Say it, say."
-Lady ... we do not, sorry. Other than "My reasons"! We do not sell or computer scrap, used or defective.
"And if a computer already comes defective, how do you do? Certainly do not sell at full price!"
-Lo leads immediately to the sender, that we change it with a new one.
"And if a customer wants to change because it broke a key, or perhaps took a punch?"
-Certainly not we keep the old computer and the blow ... They sell new pc, packaged up and running!
"Well I need a fast PC, but to be spent up to 200 €"
-E is not there, I'm sorry.
"Yes, yes, sorry, sure, but it ... but go, go ..."
-Lady, maybe try a search ...
"VAAA MA MA VA, VAAA are not ... d'accordo. Ma proprio no."
-E cos'ho fatto di male?
"Ma... non ha neanche provato a guardare, a cercare magari un pc se ha un graffio o una botta per discutere quanto farmi di sconto..."
-Eeeeh!!! Signora!! E' un negozio questo, e i pc NON DEVONO avere botte, graffi o difetti. Se li hanno, tornano indietro e ce li mandano nuovi. E poi il prezzo di vendita è indicato sui cartellini, non si stabilisce contrattando in base a quanto è "difettoso" il prodotto.
"Ma va.... ma vaaa vaaaa non le dico parolacce guardi... Saluti.
-Ehm... ci mancherebbe, saluti anche a lei...