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Ragazzo nero altissimo nella lane mice and keyboards. She looks at me.
"iiii!"
-Eh?
"IIII, Scuzza ... here."
Yes, coming. Please, tell me. Is holding the box of a logitech wireless mouse.
"Scuzza ... This ... is wireless."
Yes, it is not broke, that's it! hehehe
"Broken? This broken? why?"
No, forgive ... tell me. What does it know?
"Uh ... this ... ... 29 € which is cheaper?"
-C 'is the XXX nearby, at 14 and 90 ... But it is a piece of plastic Chinese ...
"Broken?"
-No, but that modello a 14 e 90 è davvero una mer... cioè non funziona bene come quello da 29 euro, capisci?
"Uhm... ma funziona... qui casa mia?"
-Ehm... Cosa intendi dire?
"Allora. Questo qui come si chiama?"
-Mouse. Mouse wireless.
"E questo qui piccolo dentro la scatola di mouse come si chiama?"
-Ricevitore. Quello piccolo nella scatola è il ricevitore che riceve appunto il segnale senza fili del mouse. Il ricevitore si collega nella porta usb.
"Esatto. Esatto. Il ricevitore... funziona casa mia? Nel computer mio?"
-Oh... credo di si! Se il computer a casa tua è abbastanza nuovo...
"Nuovo, nuovo, yes. But this is like my home computer does not like this. "
-Yes, okay: The computer you have is a desktop computer and a laptop. But if it is new, no problem. The mouse works.
" And also ... rivecito ...? Ritec ... ricetiv ... "
-hehehe! Receiver! Yes, the receiver working, quiet!
" hehe! Ok. I'll take this then to ...."
-Di?
"Di ... 14 and 90. "
Ah, well. Take the case well. Goodbye!
While moving away, I saw a lady in the ward mobile calling me: " Hey! Boy! I can come here a moment? "
Yes, Good morning. Please!
"I would like this remote control for television, in this showcase."
-Er ... ok, but what is a phone, not a remote control ...
"No, this remote Panasonic say. This one, look!"
-Yes, exactly! It 'a cordless phone, a cordless Panasonic!
"My TV is this brand, so I watched that very model. You can have this remote control or is it just a phone?"
-It 's just uh ... a phone, yes ... It is a remote control, I'm sorry. Ask the neighbor if my colleague here can help.
"But the facts are so remote? This thing above e i tasti grandi così? E' bello questo! Con i tasti grandi non piccolini."
-Sì, infatti... Ma cortesemente chieda al collega! che ce ne sono tanti telecomandi, eh! saluti!
E la mattina scorre tranquilla per lasciar spazio al piovoso pomeriggio.
Ecco tornare il ragazzo del mouse wireless, arrabbiato e urlante con in mano la scatola sventrata del prodotto.
"Iiiii!!!! Che cazzo hai fatto? eh? che cazzo mi hai venduto?"
-Che succede?
"Non funziona! non funziona!"
-Cosa non funziona? Il mouse? come l'hai provato?
"Non funziona! mi hai fato truffa! truffa mi hai fatto. Ladro."
-Truffa? Perché scam? Do you want a nice ... er flyer deals between the eyes?
"You told me that it works on my computer at home"
-E does not work?
"does not work! The mouse that works, but this does not work! Scam! Give back my money. I want money back and you take it back."
-The mouse works?? And the receiver right? It 's impossible! What are you saying?
"What? What I'm saying? THE MOUSE AND RECEIVER DOES NOT WORK here is what I'm saying. You have to wash your ears, huh? Wash ears to hear? You want to cheat, you pig!"
-Look, the ca ... mouse works only through the receiver. So if it works il mouse, funziona anche il ricevitore. Lo capisci, testa di ehm... vacca?
"Cosa tu detto a me? Cosa ha detto tu?"
-Testa-di-vacca. Cow head. Mouuuuu! Comprendi?
"E di ricevitore? Hai detto che mouse funziona e anche ricevitore funziona assieme? Questo hai detto? E' vero questo, ma con il mouse però."
-Ehm... sì, se funziona il mouse funziona anche il ricevitore, è ovvio. Funziona il mouse?
"Sì funziona."
-E allora cos'è che non funziona?
"Questo ricevitoreee!! Tu mi hai detto che funzionava anche in computer così che ho a casa mia."
-Il ricevitore fa funzionare il mouse... receiver without ... Mouuuuu ...
"But this receiver does not do me no good for nothing, you gave me scam"
-but that receiver is to you? what to look for a bluetooth receiver? this is not!
"This one works a 19 €? But it works
-what? what? how?
"internet."
-Aaaaaaaah! Internet! And that has to do with the mouse?
"receiver takes this signal the Internet."
-No. What is the receiver of the mouse. Has nothing to do with the Internet.
"You told me that my internet works at home ... You told me that the signal of the mouse was different and that this signal was internet in his box. "
-But no! I told you that the mouse works here and also on your PC! Stop!
" Exactly. I do not care for mice, I am interested in the Internet. This receiver internet. You told me that the mouse with the receiver ... "
-No, no. This receiver is just the mouse receiver, and that's it. € 14 and 90 ... you think the price of an Internet receiver, eh? They cost more! And then you have to make us the contract.
"Because you told me that this works with wireless internet without a contract? Why is fraud! "
-bah ... you know ... never mind. Hail,
go ..." Then give me in return for this mouse to 19 € that works! This 14 and 90 is fraud. "
-Yes, but ... this is a mouse from 19 €! Like the 14 and 90. We go to the internet with a wireless mouse! Do you understand?
"Huh? I want internet ... I do not need the mouse, I can keep. Just give me the receiver. "
-Do not do anything, and the receiver that's in the box the mouse is used just to receive the signal from the mouse, not the Internet.
" You told me that this works best in internet ... "
-I told you what?
" I want wireless Internet now "

-Sure ..." You told me that if it does not work you show me how to do it and explain to me .
-Yeah ...
"I want the internet that goes home and goes away. Do you understand?"
-Well ...
"I want you to put me internet without a contract but do not give you more money. I've screwed with the mouse is not needed."
Yes, yes, a bit closer 'I tell you one thing in your ear ... Come here, come ...
"What?" Tell me. "
-Moouuuuuuuuu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAH! Hehehe! You" .. you are a funny guy and very funny ... you ... you ... as they say? You know my brother. Eh? E 'my brother, who He sent me here and detonation ... funny how you were saying? "
hehehehe-how do you say? I'm sorry che non è quello il ricevitore internet, si dice!
"But how do I get... do you... Do you speack english?"
-Yes, like a porno actor during his best scene... in a guctural way. Oooorgh!!! Aaaaah! Ouuuuch! Yes!! Yeees! That's my best english I'm sorry.
"hehehe very funny heheheh... but... come devo fare per internet?"
-Prova a chiedere ai colleghi della telefonia...
"no per quello. In telefonia fanno i contratti molto molto cari dell'operatore... 10 ore 20 ore 30 ore mese... non serve! Non serve a me quello. Io... non voglio pagare! hehehe"
-Già! come disse il signore con il passamontagna, estraendo la pistola!
"Mi I have this mouse then? I do not need! "
-Given the conditions of the box, I would say yes! 's a nice mouse, eh! high build quality! And then look at the reflection of laser light, as the link does not surface in an elegant way ... I know what to say!
"funny ... hehehe funny ... I come to see you with my brother that you know well. He bought a laptop from you and then you helped fix his internet "
-Well, can not help him on the internet?
" him ... hehehe working, married, no other life. My brother does not want to help me when needed! I just work when you can, you know? I brought in recently, he worked for many years, work hard. "
-Eh già... Allora ti saluto! Torna a trovarci... e la prossima volta spiegati meglio PRIMA di comprare!
"ok, ok... ma se non capisco io, devi capire tu! Vero? hehehe"
-Già, quanto capisco... ah! Fermo! Ehi! Ho dimenticato di dirti una cosa!! Scusa!
"Sì? Cosa?"
-MOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehe
"hehehehe very funny hehehehe mouuuuu hehehehe!! è come dire la mucca quando uno non capisce l'italiano?"
-Oh, no... è solo un modo di scherzare. Tu lo capisci molto bene l'italiano, sono io che tendo a complicare le cose!! We are two cows. hehehe Buona giornata! Complimenti per l'ottimo ehm... mouse!
"heehehe yes... funny, funny..."