Plan B Side Effects Urination

Annus horribilis!


"Hello, I want a laptop, man."
-Hello! Please! There are many beautiful, what kind of computer were looking for?
"To my niece. The best. The more beautiful than you."
-Oh! The most beautiful? Yes, um. That is, it depends on whether it will more ...
"What is the best?"
-Well, there's this guy with the screen 18-inch ...
"It 's the best? How much?"
-Oh, 2699 €, but with ...
"Very good, if it is the best, I take that. For my granddaughter, you know, who comes to visit."
Ah, the granddaughter. It 's a wonderful computer!
"She has a computer at home. And I want to here from her grandfather's computer has the more beautiful it is there."
-E is right, and all devices, er ... the printer with the stock of photo paper from the past and scanner ...
"Yes, whatever it takes. The most beautiful. Right?"
-Right! With special promotions, then, the additions of the guarantees, services, and everything you need, that is ...
"From his grandfather, must have the computer better. I have prepared a room on purpose, just for you, you know your mother would not agree." -
But bravo! She is the ... um ... Christmas! A blessed angel!
"E deve essere così, deve essere così!"
-Già... E poi c'è magari la tv lcd da attaccare al portatile, così...
"Uh? No, no... beh... la tv?"
-Dico, così da attaccare al portatile, e vedersi la tv, cioè... una meraviglia, no? Vede qui dietro, si collega con il cavetto, così... nella stanzetta...
"No, no, sua mamma non lo permetterebbe. Già il computer è una cosa grossa... E' piccola, sa? Altro che tv, non si può! Tra qualche anno..."
-Certo, e lei sia sempre un nonno meraviglioso e munifico! L'avessero tutti! Hehehe!
"Grazie, grazie. E' un piacere fare acquisti così..."
-Oh! Anything but! I offer you the most expensive Christmas hugs! She is better than Santa Claus, believe me. A heartfelt thanks.
"Congratulations! Greetings!"
-!



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"Excuse me, do you see this proof?"
-Eh? Good morning.
"Look at this receipt. You see?"
Yes. E 'in tatters, is 12 days ago, a key internet wind.
"You can have the bill?"
-Oh? Ma .. 12 days ago had to ask! Has the ticket ...
"Then I want to have a receipt bigger, biggest."
-Bigger? hehehe!
"Do you think this guy a ticket? Me a receipt that says bigger is not code as a bill, but the exact item that you took. Let me change. In Romania, the bills are so large."
-OK, in Emilia, who will ... um ... ask for cash in, really. Ask them, vah.
"But you see this key Orange? € 700 I was cheated."
-Oh? Orange? 700 €?
"So I took that contract with Wind. The Orange is a key to Romania, with contract in Romania. I used in Serbia and Italy, but contract with Romania."
-E sucked € 700! Paf!
"Indeed. I was fucked."
-Yeah. Politely.
"And 12 days ago I asked my brother to buy this key to navigate Wind in Italy. Up to Sterzing."
Justus.
"It works in Sterzing?"
-Oh, yes, it works, that is, it works in Italy.
"But now I can surf with this carrier."
-carrier?
"Nokia N97. But the magazine does not work."
-Ah? Do not charge the battery?
"Do not turn on. It takes an adapter. Here it is."
-Oh! But this ... ahem! And 'American? 100 volts? Where you from? Brazil? Must Change your diet!
"I told you I was fucked."
-What?
"I've never seen this on nokia. Never."
-I'm sorry, that is ... I have to say that ...
"I had it on before buying it. It does not work even with the Italian."
-Well, well! I'm sorry ...
"And so the New Year in Sterzing step. And use the key wind."
-Excellent. So do the many good wishes.
"Why?" You say you do not use it in Sterzing? "
-No, well! Happy New Year!
"Ah, yes ... but that anal."
-Er ... la vie.



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A big man embraces a large TV.
There rests the face.
-Good morning, sorry! Please. Nice TV, eh?
"But this ... This screen TV ..."
Yes. 46 inches.
"But that is ... there are ... this big screen ..."
-tell me. Do not embrace him, er ...
"there are even smaller screens of this?"
-Eh? Uuh! Smaller? About 70 of those exposed, I think! Hehehe!
"Smaller, because this here ..."
-It 's great, yeah. There are 37-inch over there ...
"Where you put it in one of these home?"
"Where you put it? It 's wonderful! Where you put it ... You can also hang, and is still on sale for one day! One!
"But it's there, go there ... hello."
-Happy birthday to you!




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Excuse me, can I ask you something?
"please."
-about console ... The IAU ...
-Eh? the Wii? Here it is. Yes .. the Wii.
Yeah Right. She says Wii. The UAI.
-course. Here it is. It's called Wii. With i.
"No, exactly, I do not want: volevo chiederle proprio questo."
-,mi dica.
"perché tutti la chiamano Wii quando si chiama Uài?"
-Come? Uài?
"Sì. Perché tutti dite Wii invece di Uài?"
-Oh. Tutti... Si chiama Wii! Non Uài. Wi-i. hehehe! Da tanti anni!
"No, se permette, io dico Uài."
-Hehehe! Ma ehm... lei dice! Ma si chiama Wi-i!!
"il nome corretto è Uài."
-Ma... non ho mai sentito nessuno!! Hehehe!
"vabbeh. Non è che se tutti dicono che si chiama Wii e non Uài allora vuol dire che è giusto..."
-Perdoni! Mi ricorda la barzelletta, quella del tipo in autostrada... hehehe
"il tipo in autostrada?"
-Sì, ehm... quello che va in contromano.
"E si ammazza?"
-Hehehe! No!! Va e basta...
"Non fa ridere per niente, questa barzelletta."
-Hahahaha!
"Ride lei? Non l'ho capita."
-Ma no! Mi scusi, ehm... aveva bisogno dunque... di una Wii? Uài?
"Ma no, no, volevo solo chiedere se anche lei diceva Wii..."
-Ottimo. Tanti auguri, allora! Felice Anno nuovo!
"Grazie. Anche a lei."

Alligator Birthday Saying

MALTRATTAMENTI IN FAMIGLIA: LA CONVIVENTE EQUIPARATA ALLA MOGLIE, GIU' LE MANI DA TUTTE E DUE !

not stop the judicial work of equal coexistence of more uxorio the legitimate family founded on marriage art. 29 Constitution, which is a very salient issue among couples in our country.
The Court of Cassation, in sentence no 40727 of 22 October 2009, was ruled to this effect and considered integrated the objective element of the offense under Article. 572 cp - abuse in the family - in relation to aggressive behavior held by the partner against the company.
Referring to a consolidated address the Court held that the concept of family underlying the criminal law provisions of Article. 572 cp is to be understood broadly as meaning that the legal subject of the criminal law protection also includes the so-called "de facto family."
As a result, for the configuration of the crime of abuse in the family, which is not relevant to the fact that the criminal act is committed against a person living "marital status", given that the reference contained in. 572 cod. pen. the "family" must be considered to each member of the people among whom, for close relationships and habits of life, relationships have been established to support and solidarity for an appreciable period of time. "
This action, taken in accordance with the previous one, raises some considerations in relation to both the criminal law is the legal system in general
With respect to the former, remains to be seen whether and which measures the broad interpretation of the criminal law is compatible with the principle of strict legality obligatory nature and that govern and oversee the criminal law, given that this interpretative technique produces a stimulative effect of the scope of the standard, increasing the number of pipelines potentially be expected to be an offense.
With regard to the legal system, however, shows that, through decisions of this kind, the Court launches clear signal to lawmakers about the need to intervene de jure amnesty positivization an institution and norm - that of the family in fact - which it claims with bullying in their daily lives, there is, work in people's lives, so that we can no longer pretend nothing "hiding behind a finger."
This ruling, in fact, is part of a larger mail address is also in civil judgments in the application at the head of a partner, just to name a few, the right to compensation for moral and financial damage resulting from the death of mate ( Cass. 2988/94) to continue to live in the family house the exclusive property of the other spouse in the event that custody of the children to become as a result of the cessation of cohabitation (C. Cost. 166/1998), the assignee to take over accommodation of affordable housing and popular as it belongs al nucleo famigliare (Cass. 559/89); a divenire successibile nella titolarità del contratto di locazione di immobili urbani ad uso abitativo i caso di morte del convivente more uxorio (C. Cost. 404/88).

Wedding Ceremony Spanish English

the world is more and more blue! Apple

"Buongiorno, I bought the laptop here ... HP ... "
-Sure. Good morning. Bravo. Tell me.
" Ma .. there is no Bluetooth receiver, but ... "
-No?
" There is. How come? "
-Well ... do not worry, it's a little outdated, in fact. It's not that there is Auto-
..." What? Pass? But what does it say? But please ... As comes to mind? After the bluetooth receiver? "
No, excuse me! Meant that the" fashion "of the moment is inclined more towards the wi-fi and other systems more efficient ... its nice pc, you see, just touch here and zic! Wi-fi enabled. The Bluetooth was used for some time before ...
"Ma cosa dice!!! Guardi... non prendiamoci in giro. Esistono computer che hanno il ricevitore Bluetooth e sono quelli più nuovi, non quelli vecchi... O no?"
-No, ehm... ma non è un grosso problema, per fortuna. Si può acquistare a parte infatti un ricevit...
"Acquistare a parte? Un ricevitore bluetooth? E le pare che... me lo doveva dire che non c'era compreso il ricevitore bluetooth. Lei invece non me l'aveva detto."
-Perdoni... ma cosa ci deve connettere?
"Eh? Perché lei non me l'aveva detto?"
-Sì, beh, no... cioè... Non mi sembrava l'avesse chiesto, ecco. Però non c'è prob...
"Ma it should make it clear! What does it mean if I have not asked? On this computer there is no bluetooth receiver! Just had to tell me! And then I thought it over and maybe considered not to buy it. "
-Oh, well, but look who has taken a wonderful computer! Really. And I say that the bluetooth is not a big problem.
" It is not a problem? And to whom? For her, maybe! I was convinced that there was, and she did not stop me know. I do not perhaps have prevented? "
-Eh? I would ... um ... I'm sorry, really. But, I mean, do not worry that is not a big deal to add a receiver.
" Do not I want to add anything ... Add what? And I, I already have a bluetooth receiver, for a year. I home I already have. "
Ah, here it is: He's got already?
" I have it already and I connect with the desktop computer with XP. But it was interesting to have one more, and newer, understand? I have in mind and I looked yesterday and I said 'try to see if there is no bluetooth receiver' but ... because I trusted that she did not tell me that was not there. "
-Forgive ... But if you ask, I answer politely! ... And though I can not say the things a computer can not , be patient ... if anything the features it has! know what I mean? Your computer does not have the card for example video SLI, non ha 8 Giga di memoria, non ha il... lettore BluRay, non ha lo schermo doppio stereoscopico, non ha il borsina di Hello Kitty in omaggio, boh, non ha la TV, ma dovrebbe essere lei che mi chiede ciò che vuole trovare nel pc, io non lo posso indovinare a priori, capisce?
"Non ha la TV? E cos'ha?"
-Ehm... cos'ha? Ha tante altre cose...
"E non è possibile metterci la TV? Vedere la TV? Credevo di sì."
-Sì, ecco, sì! E' possibile metterci la TV, così come è possibile metterci anche il suo ricevitore bluetooth! Tramite chiavetta usb.
"E come funzionano poi?"
-Eh? Funzionano! Che domanda is? hehehe. Work.
"TV for now I do not care ... But do you think I'm going to trust a bluetooth receiver that puts aside to usb stick?" They are all well-
receivers bluetooth! He's got home she told me! Usb bluetooth, large or small. Today there are really small.
"Then I left behind me. How does a bluetooth work if it is small and partly inside a USB key? Where to get then?"
-Yes, but we speak the same thing? Bluetooth.
"Yes, yes."
-connects to the computer, the USB port, of course ...
"No, but I say. Without computers, however, does not work! Why take all the functions from your computer, right? It is a door behind the computer, right ... "
-Sure, um ... since when does a USB receiver slips into the USB port. Provided then turn on the computer! Hehe
" And you're always bound to the computer! Portable, but ... The bluetooth receiver I have at home, the kind that works with the speaker alone even without computer. "
-Uh? Without a computer, and what ... I mean, how does it work? What do I receive?
" receives the bluetooth ... What do you think should receive? "
Yes, yes, but ... without a computer, it reminds me ... is it a bluetooth handsfree?
"Vivavoce?"
-E' un kit vivavoce bluetooth da automobile?
"Certamente."
-Ah. E allora non è un ricevitore bluetooth, è un kit vivavoce!!!
"Esatto. Cioè, bluetooth vivavoce. Perché?"
-Ma come perché! Ehm... E' una scatoletta grande così?
"Esattamente."
-Kit vivavoce. E' una cosa un po' diversa, allora!
"diversa da cosa?"
-Diversa dal ricevitore bluetooth del computer!!
"Ma certo che è diverso! Nei computer di adesso casomai è integrato, dentro. Non è una scatoletta da attaccare fuori!"
-No, beh, Indeed. The bluetooth computer is not a box as his hands-free receiver is very small, microscopic like this here.
"But what he is saying, what? That stuff there, so small? I trying to kid?"
-Of course not! It is these bluetooth receivers here! See that the logo is written?
"What does ... ... But I do not go out of speech. I'm talking about the last ten minutes of a bluetooth receiver! Not this little thing plastic insert into the USB port!"
-E 'this is the bluetooth receiver!
"Listen ... to be here with me, come see me ... Now I do bluetooth receivers, dato che non capisce. Dove li avete?"
-Ehm... qui appesi?
"Ma no... venga qui venga... Li ho visti vicino al reparto dei telefoni. Venga che le faccio vedere."
-Sì, beh, se intende i kit vivavoce, sono proprio in telefonia, ma credo già che...
"Eccoli lì, proprio questi Eccoli tutti qui! Ecco i ricevitori."
-Eh??? Come? Quelli?? Dice proprio questi? Questi qui??
"Questi qui. I ricevitori Bluetooth. Come li chiama lei questi?"
-Navigatori. Navigatori satellitari, GPS.
"ricevitori Bluetooth."
-No!! Navigatori GPS!!
"uhm... ma io intendo i satellitari Bluetooth ones for the car ... "
No, yes. Right. But even those are called GPS.
" but these, at least not all but some of these ... Bluetooth receivers are called "
-But is not it! have GPS!
" but see that this here is the Bluetooth symbol? "
-Eh well, but what? are navigable ! It has nothing to do with computers is a bluetooth connection type to communicate ...
"Here, in fact. This here is precisely integrated into the computer now? One of these, in my computer? "
-No.
Eh ..." And maybe these computers you have, the same ... "-even
. Maybe.
" And then ... Then you see that nothing is done: I do what I do at home, this means ... I understand it. There is not and is not there. Do not make it. "
-Well ... Yes ..
" So we have solved, but if there is not even on computers but ... "
No, no ... But ...
"There are new phones that have it, and then said that he could have a new computer ... and in fact the bluetooth ... would be a comfort. "
-One convenience, the GPS receiver but it's not ...
" But I say, then I ask you a question? "
-Please ...
"Why are all the phones, even those from 30 €, which have bluetooth? And the computer does not? It 's a bluetooth clearly not communicating with the satellite."
-not communicate, that's right. I mean yes, er ... but that's because the bluetooth phone is a standard of communication between ...
"satellite."
-No! No!
"and then in the pc, I already have the Google ... eh?"
-Oh ... already. And it's okay ... But if you want a GPS to your computer, there is a convenient opportunity to place it, but otherwise, that is ...
"I had to ask him when I sold the computer ... Now I recommend di stare attento quando venderà altri computer! Stia attento!"
-Ah sì? Eh!
"Sì, dica sempre quello che non c'è compreso, il bluetooth, che poi succede che quelli un pochino appassionati come me, si pongono le domande!"
-Starò attento, certamente. Ha pienamente ragione: e poi sarebbe bello che tutti i pc avessero il ricevitore GPS. Anche non bluetooth! hehehe
"Non bluetooth? Nel senso?"
-Ehm... futuristico! il ricevitore.
"Già, che chi può averlo... io immaginavo di vedere il computer... cioè immaginavo che avrei potuto risparmiare i soldi di un nuovo navigatore Bluetooth. Così se tra qualche anno avessi dovuto comprarlo nuovo..."
-Oh, sì, "Imagine all the people" diceva quel tale, porgendo i cordiali auguri di buone feste.
"Eh, sì! La saluto e porgo anche a lei gli auguri. E perdoni ma pensavo che poteva proprio esserci."
-Non c'è problema. Mi stia benissimo.
"E quando faranno i Bluetooth ancora più piccoli, come dice lei con lo schermo piccolo così..."
-Come?
"senza schermo."
-Eh?
"senza. Il bluetooth senza schermo."
-Senza schermo?
"Grandi così almeno, no?"
-Ah... Eh. Già. La saluto!
???
"I say, put on computers so already, eh?"
-Oh, of course, yes!
"Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas!"
-Viva!


"When the bluetooth will be smaller, without a screen, put in computer so already."
and then
"GPS navigators are there in the window"

These are two concepts that, upon customer request, I will clarify right at the time of sale, otherwise then one is a little passionate, does not understand !
and tel people, you buy the HP.

Seria Pentru Nero-6.6.0.1.3

ACQUISTO DI UN IMMOBILE: OCCHIO AI DEBITI IN SOSPESO...

Quante volte vi sarà capitato di chiedervi se in caso di acquisto di un appartamento cosa accade se a “cose fatte” spuntano debiti del precedente proprietario verso il condominio.
Il consiglio preliminare è quello di accertare presso l'amministratore la posizione economica del venditore verso il condominio stesso e, volendo abbondare, in sede di preliminare e di rogito far evidenziare che il venditore dichiara che nessuna pendenza esiste nei confronti del condominio.
Ma all this, you know, you only protection against the owner, to recover the sums that should be faced with "pay" to the building if they, at the time of your succession, you should notify the payment of a debt owed by the previous owner.
on this subject with sentence # 23 686 of 9 November 2009, the Supreme Court returns to deal with a known issue and quite common in condominium, arising from the breakdown of service charges between the condominium that sold their property and the person who bought that building, becoming so-holder.
the case in the Supreme Court is occupied by the opposition was born of a building before Justice of the Peace to an injunction issued against contributions due for art. 63 disp. att. cc, which the opposition puts the condominium as the fact that it had sold the property before the act of expenditure affected by the order of injunction, the Justice of the Peace shall reject the opposition by pointing out in particular that the transcription (and therefore knowledge in the third) on the sale of the apartment in question had taken place after the resolution approving the expenditure referred to the decree and that the administrator is not onerous to check the land registry to ascertain the ownership of the property. The judges of the legality of the sentence under consideration, Cassano, however, the decision of Justice of the Peace (with reference to other GDP), highlighting once again that, given the actual nature of the relationship that binds the condominium ownership of the property, the sale of the property results in the loss of the quality of the former condominium owner (there was no transcript of the relevant act , whose only purpose of advertising declarative) and the inability to ask against the latter the injunction referred to in Article usage. 63 disp. att. cc, it is not possible, however, configure, for the same reasons, the figure of the condominium "apparent" (ie, a subject that, even with unique behaviors, it could create in administering the reasonable belief of being the actual condominium, cf. Trib . Bari, Sez. III, 25.7.08; Trib. Napoli, 13.3.06).
Va detto che ai sensi dell'art. 1123 del Codice Civile, i condomini sono tenuti a sostenere le spese necessarie per la conservazione e per il godimento delle parti comuni dell'edificio, così come per la prestazione dei servizi nell'interesse comune e per le innovazioni deliberate dalla maggioranza. Trattasi di obbligazioni propter rem (costante la giurisprudenza in tal senso) posto che l'obbligo deriva dalla titolarità del diritto reale sull'immobile (Cass. Civ. 6323/2003).
L'articolo 63 delle disposizioni di attuazione al Codice Civile prevede (al secondo comma) una solidarietà tra il venditore e l'acquirente, nei confronti del condominio, per il pagamento dei contributi for the current year and preceding year, all with a view to facilitating the recovery of condominium administration expenses.
However, the legislature is silent on the time of the contribution of the rise condominium, or if it arises at the time of the authorization granted to the administrator to make the expenditure in the interest of the building, ie at the resolution, or at the time which actually arose the necessity of spending or they have followed the actual implementation. The problem is of no small importance, in point of fact, if you pay attention to the fact that it is very common in condominium management, which are separated by a considerable period of time between the rise della necessità della spesa o la concreta esecuzione dei lavori di manutenzione e il momento della delibera di approvazione della spesa medesima.
L'orientamento giurisprudenziale prevalente (cfr. Cass. 23345/08, 12013/04, 6323/03) ritiene che l'obbligo del condomino al pagamento dei contributi per le spese di manutenzione delle parti comuni dell'edificio debba ancorarsi al momento in cui sia sorta la necessità della spesa ovvero si sia data concreta attuazione ai lavori di manutenzione, posto che la relativa delibera assembleare di approvazione della spesa ha la funzione di rendere liquido il debito determinando, in sede di ripartizione, la quota a carico di ciascun condomino, ma non costituisce quindi il presupposto dell'esistenza stessa del debt, linked, as mentioned, the real ownership of the rights to the property. It 'also easy to observe that this statement reflects the logic of shifting costs to those who actually see the increased value of their property, a fact which apparently occurs when the effective execution of maintenance work.
Well, the Judges of the Supreme Court to explain that when the condominium sells your property, and announced the transfer to the condominium, shall lose its status as a condominium, so much so that it is no longer entitled to participate directly in meetings Monthly and can plead his case as to the payment of contributions (within the limits di cui al richiamato art. 63 disp. att. c.c., II comma) solo tramite l'acquirente che è subentrato nella posizione di condomino. Ne consegue quindi che se il condomino alienante non è legittimato a partecipare alle assemblee e ad impugnare le delibere condominiali, nei suoi confronti non può essere chiesto ed emesso il decreto ingiuntivo per la riscossione dei contributi, atteso che solanto nei confronti di colui che rivesta la qualità di condomino può trovare applicazione l'art. 63 primo comma (così Cass. Civ., Sez. II, sentenza 9 settembre 2008, n. 23345).

How To Get A Sponsor In Track

the Japanese

swan smiling ... look around a bit ' amazed.
fifty stupid, it's also a good customer?
"Good morning! Hehehe! The disorder hehehe! Hehehe I do not need anything!"
-here, indeed ... Hello! What?
"I do not need anything, I'm sorry to bother hehehe!"
-Eh? I hope not! tell me.
"no, wait, that is, is to ask for information, I'm sorry to bother you again, eh hehehe I'm sorry"
-please!
"Among these laptops ... for example, there are Quad Core?"
Yes, there are none. This one with the Q9300, for example! Or is this the most beautiful, with the Core i7 that virtualizes 8, core.
"Oh here, I do not mean! Hehehe There are, in fact."
-There are very beautiful. € Millencincinanta nine, including digital services and amenities ...
"No but it was a curiosity, a curiosity of mine, I'm sorry if I disturbed you?"
-Oh, please. Everything ok.
"I leave work, eh? That stuff, forgive me, if one stops it with his curiosity, do you?"
-Eh?
"but she forgives me, that in her normal job is to explain the curious to those who ask, hehehe just right? I am curious, here."
-Er ... sure. And with a kind heart I'll leave quietly browse. But if you need, chieda pure.
"Sì. Cos'era che diceva di questo portatile? Che virtualizza 8 core?"
-Sì, otto.
"Usarlo anche solo al 10% della sua potenza sarebbe enorme! Ma noi non ne siamo capaci, eh? Chi può usarlo?"
-Sì, già eh... chi...
"Ma neanche 8 core, che non capisco che quanità enorme di potenza sia... "
-Eh? Beh, un computer potente, che gestisce 8 core per lavorare su più process...
"No ma scusi: non dico 8 core, ma anche 2 core o 3 core, chi può usarli? A chi servono? hehehe. Sono potenti quasi come un computer fisso."
-Uhm... beh... ma perdoni intanto, che vado avanti with my job, eh? Curious as well, please.
"Yes, thank you. Hehehe! Thank you! I like these things. Talking with the fans. But I leave work, I'm sorry, I do not want to hurt!" Hehe
-but of course! God forbid!
But I paste it, and peeping from behind. He smiles, looks at me carefully while I copy a movie on the laptop hd to put it in loop ...
"Eh! Booyah! I look, eh! Not to disturb, please! Go ahead hehehe"
-Um ...
But soon there comes a real customer! with the handset in his hand after blocking software
installation of several updates.
The jubilant welcome, because at least I am off to come back with cranioleso his curiosity communication. But follow me.
"no longer works, I can not do recovery, I can not recover my data, I am furious. I hate this damn computer."
-Still! Hehe ... Yes, you are not watching the gentleman behind me, uh ... turn on ... Windows Vista ... We have already found the problem! the operating system.
"We can at least recover my data?"
-I think so, I intend to do. Leave him here and see which soon settle all ...
"I did the Windows updates as indicated, and then no longer worked at all!"
-But that was just the update, in fact! Crash il computer e costringerla a venir qui, con la sua radiosa bellezza e poetica movenza. Quindi in certi casi "benedetto Windows e i suoi aggiornamenti" hehe
"Hehehe... Spero proprio che ci riusciate, ho fiducia... non ho cancellato niente infatti..."
-E ha fatto bene, vedrà che tra un paio d'ore già la chiamiamo che il computer è pron..
"Scusate! Ehi! Scusatemi!"
Improvviso, invadente e inopportuno, ci interviene il Curiosone!
"Scusate. Mi scusi, anche lei un attimo solo, le posso fare una domanda? Scusate se vi interrompo! ma le posso fare una domanda sola? Per piacere, devo chiedere al signore una cosa, ma scusate che vi ho interrotto, ma la signora, le chiedo scusa, però chiedo solo questa cosa, permette? Un attimo."
-Eccolo, sì... Mi dica.
"una cosa sola, mi perdoni. Un secondo. Scusatemi, eh... volevo avere solo una risposta, togliermi un piccolo dubbio che mi è venuto in mente. Poi non vi interrompo più, Un attimo solo, ok?"
-Prego...
"Secondo lei, vedendo gli schermi di questi portatili Samsung e di quelli Sony... di quelli sulla fascia dei 500-600 euro, secondo lei quali sono fatti in modo migliore? Cioè, rispetto agli schermi Asus o Hp, che caratteristiche percettibili hanno, secondo lei, se li dovesse consigliare? Uno di questi per lo schermo, ma perché non Toshiba per esempio?"
-! Eh! Look, forgive, we talk about it in a minute, with quiet, ok? Now let's follow I finish this dear customer, then I tell her everything, and thank you, eh?
"Yes, no, excuse me. It was a curiosity, I wanted to hear the opinion of an expert. There are screens made in Japan ... which, for example?"
-Sure, thank you. Patients a minute and talk about it.
And in fact just taken the computer congedatala nice and polite with the promise to rearrange the Bandol (profess.) to the letter, back in the company of nice poppy convoluted, but left the laptop has now made a careful observer to be very close, netbooks.
let him do that ... forse la questione degli schermi prodotti in Giappone non era così fondamentale.
"Ah ecco, a proposito, ma senta. Posso chiederle una cosa?"
-Ehm... sì, sono tanti minuti che...
"E' possibile che quel netbook abbia 4 Giga di ram? Com'è possibile?"
-Oh! Non voleva sapere degli schermi Sony e Samsung?
"Sì, beh, ma quella è più una curiosità. Ma c'è un netbook, esposto, che non... cioè è possibile che abbia 4 Giga di memoria?"
-Quale netbook? 4 Giga?
"ho visto tra questi esposti qui, che avete."
-Sì.
"e ce n'è uno con 4 Giga, is it possible? Why netbooks usually have 1, maximum 2.
Ah, yes, of course Giga 4, it is possible, if there is, um ... in fact (? And what is it?). But what is this?
"I do not know which, but it is possible that there is one with 4 Giga?"
-Ma ... as he does not know which one! said he had seen!
"No, I asked if it was possible that this netbook had 4 Giga. hehehe "
-Which netbook?
" No matter what. Wondering if there was one with 4 Giga. "
-... There are, yes. Even with the touchscreen and LED screen and lots of beauty ... Look here for example.
" Oh okay, but it is too expensive hehehe. No, we did not happen, I asked if I could put 4 Gig of ram in this Acer. "
-I feel a little 'miss ... Which netbook?
" This here's Acer. "
-4 Giga Yes, you can. But even 8 or 16, or 17 if you want.
"Indeed?"
-Sure, you can literally put anything in the netbook is there. What then is a whole other speech functions . screwdriver in hand, drill ...
"Wonderful. The computers that are the future. "
-Oh yeah Oh well ... Yeah, with ... bostik
" Japan invents, manufactures and China. China is the future. "
-la China, of course.
"hehehe and we can say that China and Japan?"
-Ah yes ... Forgive me! now I go to, uh ... unique password at startup of the branch ... the carriage. One minute, you watch. Here is also quiet ok?
"Yes, thank you. But as I've seen that you have so many brands of computers Japanese ..."
-Eh? Japanese? Do not we? How?
"You have the Samsung laptop, no?"
-course, that in fact they are Korean er ...
"and even Sony, Toshiba, many other Japanese brands anyway ..."
-fact.
"Why do not you have the NEC laptop?"
-i Nec? Avevamo qualcosa, cioè... (nec?)
"sono belli, piccoli, potenti... hehehe giapponesi."
-Giapponesi, già. Ricordo i monitor Nec, ma i portatili, sinceramente, non li conoscevo.
"beh vede questi? Quelli della Nec sono simili a questi."
-Ah, ecco... Bene.
"ma sono belli, sa? Provi a guardare su internet, i portatili della Nec. Così li vede anche lei, i vari modelli piccoli e normali..."
-Sì, beh, è proprio qui... ma Nec... boh, www, eccoli qui. Anzi no, ci sono altre cose...
"cerchi i portatili. Eccoli lì, esatto. Quelli lì!"
-No, sono server... piccoli server. Intenderà mica un computer di questi, eh?
"Sono così, il colore è quello. hehehe"
-il colore... Questi fanno Servers, Peripherals, Storage, altre cose... Non ci sono i netbook! Cos'aveva visto?
"E' il sito della Nec?"
-Esattamente... Niente portatili però. Mi dispiace.
"beh, uno che conosco ha un pc della Nec, ed è bellissimo, più bello di questi qui."
-Ma è in giapponese o in italiano?
"Ehm... non so... giapponese?"
-No, dicevo così... Dove l'ha preso? L'ha visto o no? hehehe
"sì, mi ha fatto vedere... ma non ricordo la lingua. E' bello però, diverso da questi qui della Acer, Compaq, diverso."
-Il netbook della Nec. Ma è la stessa Nec di questo sito?
"NEC, certo, questo qui con il marchio blu. Non conosce la Nec?"
-Ecco, allora proprio non li conosco i netbook Nec, mi dispiace. Mai visti.
"Guardi, mi informo sul modello così poi lo guardiamo insieme su internet, dove si trovano e chi li distribuisce nei negozi, così ci togliamo la curiosità ok?"
-Va bene... boh. Faremo. Le auguro una buona e cara giornata! Mi faccia sapere!
"Sì, i pc della Nec, ma vanno più o meno bene anche simili a quelli. Ma quelli della Nec, quelli marchiati proprio Nec sono diversi, fini, non so spiegare."
-Ottimo; arrivederci, mi stia bene!
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Passa un minuto in silenzio, guardando il soffitto, lieto e pensoso.
Troppo pensoso, perché eccolo subito di ritorno...
"Sa dove ho visto una volta i computer come quelli della Nec, forse? In un negozio piccolo che tratta computer specifici."
-Specifici? Per cosa?
"Specifici per... usi o per... non so. Cosa intende per computer specifici?"
-hehehe. Cosa intende?
"o forse no."
-Ma dai... Di nuovo, arrivederci!
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Tutto bene? Soddisfatto? No, eccolo ancora seraficamente di ritorno.
"Ah! Sa una cosa che deve sapere?"
-Mi dica...
"Mi è venuto in mente... se qualcuno le chiede; i computer della Nec sono gli unici che non hanno problemi di virus."
-Uh??
"sì, gli unici che non li prendono, perché non hanno il sistema operativo Windows, hanno il sistema Nec. Un mondo diverso. Non si blocca, non prende i virus..."
-il sistema... Oddio!!!! Ma lei intende... Oh mio dio... non ci posso credere!!! ma lei allora intende i...
"i portatili della Nec."
-Ma no! Lei vuole dir...
"No, scusi: è impossibile che prendano virus because they have a system impervious to virus and NEC Windows programs. "
-But is not" NEC "!!!... you are referring to ...
" Nec. Let me explain, as there are two large families of computers, you know? "
-Oh I see ... my mother ...
" on one hand there are many who use Windows, and on the other there are those who use the NEC. Those who have the NEC never have a problem of any kind. "
-Um ... yep.'s Right. ... But I think they are called
" Nec. And are those at Microsoft who have copied everything from the NEC, but even now the best and NEC are free of viruses. A virus infects Windows systems, instead of the NEC systems. "
-Eh? yes, yes. The greeting I are well, and it's always nice to keep informed and attentive.
"Thank you, hehehe! Thank you!"
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me short of breath, can not believe it!
And it's over he is going bright and happy, and that strange and now I am stupid!
What I try to look at the ceiling, thinking ...
Nec!