Enter a tall top, someone 60 years or more, dress ... um ... player. Yes, panty, socks, t-shirt with the number, a bag on the side with the sponsor, but the foot polished black shoes.
A remarkable picture of balance and elegance, no doubt about it.
makes a big grin and comes over to me! Friend! Great friend! And he puts his arm on her shoulder. (Never seen before.)
"Hey Good morning! Here are the computers?"
-Good morning, hehehe ... yes, I'm here. Tell me everything!
"So ... the federation has fed up that I send the tables by hand. "
-federation?
" Yes, and then they want the face to the computer, and then sent it via e-mail, like everyone else for that matter. "
- Yes, er ... all the other people?
"Yes. Now all work with computers, in the federation. "
-Ok, but ... ... which federations
" Yes. And then I have to buy a computer. "
-Um ... well ... and what
" Yes, and they told me to spend a maximum of 500 €, so I wanted to take this, which costs 499, yes. "
-Sure, sure. ... Let us pause a moment
"Yes, and then I pass that I carry on."
-Oh... certo, d'accordo. Ma oltr...
"Sì, non mi serve niente che poi il prezzo va oltre i 500. Niente borse, niente cavi, niente aggeggi. Lo porta lei in cassa?"
-Eh... ok, sì, però mi lasci dir...
"Pensa se dopo trent'anni di tabelle a mano ora non vanno più bene, eh?"
-Già. Ma per tabelle inten...
"E cosa vuoi che dico io? Ero rimasto l'ultimo a compilarle a mano! Mandavo il fax, e basta! Va beh me lo porta in cassa? Questo qui siamo d'accordo."
-D'accordo. Ma questo computer che prende, poi lo p...
"Ehilà!! Guarda che televisore! Che belli che li fanno oggi, eh? Ultra flat, fine, great. Once we dreamed of this TV! "
-way, there's just the price ...
" 60 pounds ... 70, boh! I do not know how heavy that I have at home hahahaha! And what they weigh? eh? "
-Well, that weighs about ...
" Oh take me from the computer in case I go on. Thanks eh! Gentile. "
-Um ... and ... I can not leave
" A computer like this, like this one ... but bought a couple of years ago ... What could it cost? "
-Look, uh ... let me talk for a moment, please. Eh?
I must say ..." A thousand €? Possible. Prices continue to fall ... Eight hundred, a thousand euro. "
-Sì, mi lasci dire una minima cos...
"Che ore sono? E' un orologio questo che si vede nello schermo del computer?"
-FERMO!! UN ATTIMO!!! E MI LASCI PARLARE UN ATTIMO, UNO SOLO!!! LA PREGO!!
"Sì, eh? Bello però... e questo qui si può avere gratis anche nel mio computer?"
-Uhm...
"Eh? Si può avere? Aspetto un attimo che proviamo a metterlo nel mio che compro? Lo possiamo accendere e provare?"
-Senta... non prenda quel computer a 499. Non è un affarone, non il migliore che può fare oggi...
"Devo scrivere qualcosa quando si accende o è pronto così?"
-SENTA-A-A-A NON PRENDA QUEL COMPUTEEEEEER A QUATTRONOVANTANOVEEEEEEEEEE... NON OGGIII-II-I-I-I-ii-ih-hh-hhh-hh....
"Oh... E perché?"
-Oooooh! Mi ascolta!!! Bene. Non prenda quel pc a 499, perché oggi è l'ultimo giorno d'offerta di questo qui vicino. Lo ved...
"E cosa cambia? Costa 30 euro di più! 529. E' oltre lo stabilito."
-Costa 30 di più ma è estremamente più potente, ha lo schermo di qualità più alta, e soprattutto... soprattutto...
"soprattutto?"
-Soprattutto... ah ma lei non compra con scontrino, fa fattura, vero? Si fa niente allora, mi dispiace... prenda pure quello da 499 e pazienza.
"No, no, no! Proof! Tell me! Tell me! What should I do? What is it? Eh? What does it mean?"
No, well ... is that with 30 euro more, there is a special reimbursement of additional warranty with repairs and much more.
"Oh well, but then it will cost cinquec ..."
-5 years. 5 years we think?
"But in all, however, I would ..."
-FIVE YEARS! FIVE! WE THINK? Unbelievable, huh?
"Oh but, but ... 529 more ..." -
not make the mistake of leaving here, this is the bargain today. Trust.
"Uhm ... I say ... but then my nephew will be ..."
-It will be very happy for him and her. And then you see that she is a very attentive to the quality and a. .. um ... a. .. uh ... the important choices, here.
"But at the very least good enough for me, I do not need more features ... more ..."
-What did you drive?
"Huh? A BMW ..."
-Well, if enough idle, then it would take maybe a Panda, or a Ford Ka, is not it? Or a Piaggio APE. But rightly, chose the car adapted to ... um ... boh. Right?
"Sure, sure ... But .. But yes, of course, is right: Do not ever take the minimum, we must choose well! And for a few euro more effectively ..."
-Exactly! That is why, forgive me, I would not go away from here before they had brought this bag pc ...
"Ah, but I do not think that ... that ..."
-Look here, look. This is a stock pc, beautiful, which costs 39 €. This one, however, is indestructible, waterproof, with two more pockets, with ergonomic shoulder strap and is offering a. ..
"A?"
-19 and nineties!
"Ooooooh ... so little?"
-Leave it to me, I'll bring everything in cash. Do not worry
"hahahaha but who knows ..."
-What?
"No, is that sometimes you have to trust the experts, it is useless ... That is, we are led to choose inexperienced looking at the prices and it ... "-
But in fact, my job is to choose products that make them good at the best price! Give her lots and lots of peace and satisfaction!
" Ma. . that is, I guarantee, right? "
-The most beautiful computer that can be taken today at the best price there. not cheap and low-level as what she said before ... uh ... understand.
"A computer that makes us all then, not only tables, right?"
-Perfectly right. Bravo. I had realized it was a smart person.
"Yes, well ... So I thank you, e. .. I can come back if I un problema?"
-Oh, lei DEVE tornare! E anche se non ha problemi! hehehe! Così mi racconta della sua federazione. E io, ehm... racconto anch'io!
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