There's a little lady who is looking for a few minutes laptops. Or rather, staggering a little while 'is looking at something in the space between a laptop and other things that I can not identify and understand! Squint
involution or optical? Its nice chatter together the strong aroma of wine do not help much in clarifying the issue.
-Good morning, please!
"..."
-can I help?
"..."
-er ... if you need, I ask, ok?
"... well ..."
Ah, here, please! Can I help you?
"..."
-Ok, I'll leave quiet and watch the computer.
But after a while 'mutterings of these strange silence, accompanied by serious and malicious glances towards me, that's who need help and I finally speaks! Wondering:
"Excuse me ... Otis Windows ..."
-Excuse me? Otis?
"Otis Windows Seven"
Ah, Windows Seven. Yes, we've ...
"No, no that is the Seven ..."
-How?
"No, but maybe you've seen this ... no."
-No? But what is it about? Windows Seven have it!
"Otis Windows. Seven."
-Yes, exactly. Here they are featured. Seven and, uh ... Otis?
"Seven. The new Windows Otis, in fact."
-Yeah, huh. But just as Otis says ... boh? But yes, here it is Windows Seven. Upgrade and full versions.
"uh ... and this?"
-Home Premium.
"and this?"
-Professional.
"and this here?"
-Er ... Windows Seven are all the different versions. This is the Starter edition ... depends on ...
"and this?"
-They are all different versions I say ... Windows Seven professional version, premium version, and then the distinctions between the upgrade version and full version.
"But nell'Otis is included in this green box?"
-Where? In the box? Eh?
"installation Otis."
-I did not understand what you mean ... I understand that Windows Seven. Otis a little 'less ... sorry eh!
"Do not you understand? Windows for Otis? Or another Otis Windows Seven?"
-but check out your ... but maybe ... Office? Office! Öffis! Not Otis! hehehe Now I know, excuse me twice! I did not understand the pronunciation; Office for Windows, is what he wanted, right?
"Office? Seven Windows, not Office. Windows Seven new to Otis."
Office-Ma ...
"Office is to make the text, calculations, quotations. I do not need, I already have in the office. And it is called Office. Mine is a home computer."
-Ah. Oh well ... and then, if it is not Office, it is ... Otis? How do you write?
"I need Windows! Windows as the same but this version of Otis Seven, and after six months."
Seven-mes ... after six months, seven? Otis? (I'm confusionizzando!)
"What is used after six months, I mean."
-After six months? As the jars homogenized for children?
"what you use after six months?"
-Fruit, milk, a little soft foods ... depends on the teeth if they are already broken or not ... hehehe ehm
"The first six months of your computer. After that, what use?"
-Uh?
"Windows Otis, Seven! Or not?"
-Otis ... no. I do not understand, sorry.
"He comes from a new computer?"
-Ek ...
"An buy a computer, right?"
Buy-One ... yes ...
"No?" Yes! "
Yes! A new computer. (My mother ... alcohol in the air at levels annoying)
"And after six months what happens?"
-Er ... I buy another?
"No. This is what would you want to sell! But one that is a little 'wake up, do not buy another one! Just have the patience to read the alerts from the computer. That way it seems made to deceive people. And no one will buy another as you say. "
-Oh, but I was joking ... do not buy another one?
"No. Just buy the upgrade!"
-Update ... Computer?
"Exactly! Otis!"
-Otis! And how did this ... update Otis?
"E' windows Sette."
-No, beh. Capiamoci, per carità. Windows Sette è questo qui. In scatola verde o blu, in vetrina. Ok? Questo suo Otis invece, cos'è?
"Ma lo vede che fa apposta? Finge di cadere dalle nuvole? Vuole prendermi in giro, che non lo sa? E' come se fosse la stessa cosa! Uguale, è sempre un Windows Sette."
-Ma intende una distribuzione Linux per caso?
"hahahahaha!! Ma quale... voglio Windows!! Windows le pare Linux? hahaha Allora mi prende proprio in giro."
-Davvero, voglio capire, non la prendo in giro! Mi faccia capire.
"Dopo sei mesi che ha il pc, succede che non funziona more. I do not know, she who sells them? "
-Um ... no longer works? But his pc, and what happens?
" We want to update the next six months "
-Ma .. . antivirus talking about? demo version of Office? What you need to update after 6 months?
"Windows Seven ..."
-That you have a PC with Vista and want to upgrade to Windows Seven?
"I need Otis! Otis Windows Seven! Otherwise, the computer does not work anymore because they are past 6 months. "
-Lady ... I do not understand what she needs. A PC with Windows, any Windows operating system that did not expire after 6 months. If your PC has Windows does not expire, ok?
"the programmer told me that I have to ask Otis Free Windows Seven."
-Free! Otis or Free?
"is not free? If the Otis Windwos Seven, it's free."
-What? Windows? Free?
"uhm ... she puts me in confusion."
-I put the confusion! And forgive me, then, uh ... my mind is small. The programmer said that instead? Who is it?
"one of our programmer, he told me that after six months it takes Otis Seven Intervention."
-Speech?
"No! Uff ... I created a confusion in his head, and I can not prlà prlàer ... ... ... Enebral"
-What?
"I can not get in. .. I can not talk well with the confusion that made me ..."
Ah well, first hand, er ... However, we can hear this lady my programmer, so I try to figure out what you need?
"But it does not ... he put in my Windows PC, but he said that after six months it would take a new version of Windows Otis free. And I wonder just what!"
-Um ...
"I did not pay anything that has the Windows programmer. Why is that after six months starts again, and so on, to an end."
-A deadline ...
"But if one does not know these things, I said the programmer, perhaps si sente costretto a comprare un Windows nuovo Otis Sette dei sei mesi, quando gli viene dato gratis ogni sei mesi e poi ogni sei mesi del Sette."
-Ah!! Ma pensa te... (??)
"infatti. C'è gratis apposta per Otis."
-Per Otis. Ma allora è una persona fisica questo Otis? Lo immaginavo, ma mi vergognavo a chiederlo!
"Otis? Lo conosce allora?"
-E' il programmatore? Si chiama così?
"ma... ma... cosa sta mai dicendo? Mi fa venire il mal di testa... Otis è un Sette di Windows, non una persona... ma come riesce a creare tanta confusione che poi non capisco più niente?"
-Le chiedo scusa, non volevo ingenerare confusion ... This Otis, but ...
"Seven Otis Windows Free or not there?"
-No ... that is, at least not for free ...
"but I have the right, I said. Because if I want to upgrade my computer every six months, even for free send me home."
-Yeah, it's true. But maybe I got it! We are talking about upgrading from Vista to Seven? The issue is that if you bought a PC with Vista a few months then it is true that they send him home ... but a moment, we clarify the point: you have actually bought his PC a few months?
"Six years."
-Here ... then I think ... Otis is not just a casa sua! hehehe non gratis almeno! Ma cos'è questo Otis?
"Cinque anni?"
-Sì, cambia poco, ehm...
"Vuol dire che per aggiornare il pc, devo pagare? Questo dice?"
-Ehm... cioè... Ma Otis, cosa sarebb...
"Non la fate voi la distribuzione gratuita di Sette Otis? Adesso me lo mette per iscritto. Se io voglio Windows gratis perché Otis di Sette e lei finge di non capire, allora si prende la responsabilità di scrivermelo e poi vedremo le conseguenze. Ma perché poi?"
-Beh... non so cosa dire per farla felice... però se vuole le scrivo anche una poesia e le faccio un bel disegno. Compartecipiamo, ok?
"Sì, ma a parole... Nei fatti invece, io so che lei sta cercando di farmi tirare fuori soldi per quello che è un Otis degli aggiornamenti. Vero che vuole questo?"
-No, no, certamente. Non voglio. Se fosse un Otis qualsiasi, magari... ma l'Otis degli aggiornamenti, come potrei?
"Io le mando qui il programmatore e vediamo se dice anche a lui tutta la storia che deve pagare per l'Otis Sette."
-Ottimo, lo aspetto!
"Crede che sto scherzando? Guarda che vengo davvero anche io con lui!"
-Eh sì! Anche assieme, ok. Venite! Prego!
"Uhm... che con me ci vuole poco a fregarmi con le scatole di Windows e le clausole tecniche, ma lui invece..."
-right, free to come and talk to Otis Windows Seven.
"does not yield an inch, I see. Do you feel safe?"
-Oh? Eh? And what Dov ... Madam, er! I do not understand! That is ... is the word "free" that gives me a bit '... Otis then ... we have not defined what that means!
"Sure, sure ... you do not understand ... but he understands very well. I'm going but I will return. And soon."
-Ok, bye!
"and we'll see."
-Yes, greetings my dear.
"and then see if it is not free, eh?"
-Right! Goodbye.
"I'm not saying that Otis have to be free. But the Windows Seven Otis for me it is! Why not? "
-Ok, ok! Uh ... do not get warm.
" Maximum a couple of days and then we shall meet again! "
-Great! Goodbye.
At this point (past three days without have reviewed the nice avvinnazzata) the only thing I expect is should come into a store to tell me "Hello Otis are, someone has tried?"
hehehe
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