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It 's always nice to see old colleagues, and especially the dear and good Adriano (who was never good!) After the sgam day before his particular appetite for downloading porn, as quoted in the post previous year.
"But what porn! Are films, emerging masters, the great Italian cinema, and if you do not believe you do a punch." has been broadly explained its funny hehehe! Which, moreover, I found absolutely agree, "" Gangland cream pie 06 "or" perverse Adolescence beautiful film hard ita xxx fantastic "are works of documentary and folklore that a good family man of retirement age as he is right to cultivate and pursue, other than the usual collections of stamps and ancient books!
However trifles that had been resolved apart from the codec, the most serious problem of his laptop is the e-mail account, and after the recovery has stopped improvident of send and receive.
It seems a really bad question, just to hear the curses of the quotable Mr. Adriano. (And thundering bestemmioni)
"system this email, please ... you can not, you damn fool of a repairer who has restored all deleted everything ..."
-Ok, quiet! Let's solve! You'll see that we will succeed in minutes ...
"Damn stupid bastard of a pig ... If we can not retrieve my e-mail box, I swear that I fill barrel, idiot boy from the shop under my house ... and I have already forgiven a time instead to get their hands on him. "
Yes, Adriano ... um ... quiet! What accounts e-mail you? Which operator?
"But what I want I know you ... you put them now? Let me get this nasty mail from. You can not get anything and not sending anything. And the bank? And communications? E work? And the contacts? And people who write to me? Are you kidding? God as this thing makes me angry! I feel like breaking things ... But that nasty disgusting. "
-Come on! Do not be a psychopath, which I think Butterbean, the boxer!
"uhm ..."
-Eh ... hehe ...
"Jack Nicholson?"
-Eh?
"told me I looked like Jack Nicholson ..."
-Uh! My God! Eh, so many ... boh, years ago, mah! Shining, maybe. Here, yes, a little 'face! hehehe ... I say Butterbean (one that is more or less like Adriano 190 cm to 190 pounds and bald all over, what to do with Nicholson?) Turn the computer on, put this message.
"We can not take to bring back my mail, I know. And I'm going to head off, it'll be like that."
-It's nothing difficult, you'll see! You set your old account, and they're back! Do not worry ...
"But what, there is not even able to fool the shop, there we'll see. But we can connect? I use the Tim ..."
-Give me that. Look. First open Windows Mail ...
"No."
-But what is not ... there is no icon on the desktop, go on. Here it is, Windows Mail ... Account Setup .. There is already an account. What account is it?
"but there is not works! Wrong."
Yes, ok, it is the right account adriano.cognome @ alice? That 's what I have set or you have another different address?
"but that lady ... I want to know about a different address? And how?"
adriano-point, etc. Then Alice is your address to be set. Ok.
"Listen say but I put an email address other than the guy who restored the pc? And why not?"
-Adriano ... Tranquillo. Questo è il tuo indirizzo e-mail? Adriano.cognome giusto? Ok?
"Sì, ma adesso non funziona più. Non è possibile utilizzarlo. Aspetta... dici che è riuscito a cambiarmi indirizzo dunque?"
-Mamma mia, Adriano ehm... se tu non fossi così alto e grosso ti darei una lasagna di quelle... Hehehe. Ma quante ne dici? E lasciami fare!
"ma straporca di una puttana, cosa vuoi che ne capisca io di account? eh? Se mi chiedi dell'indirizzo e ti dico che non funziona, cosa ne so se è stato cambiato? E hai visto che non ci riusciamo! Maledizione a tutti quelli che fanno i virus e ti incasinano il pc... lo sapevo che finiva così."
-Password.
"Password?"
Yes, the account password.
"tries to put ... wait ... put 1999."
-Um ... too short, I would say ...
"I know why, eh! Try ... 1999"
-nothing ...
"Nothing? Test then wait .... The number of the license. ... Test"
-Adriano! But is the password that you miss? If it is just that, then we want to ... uh password!
"but you know that I've tried a lot, ... all different dates of birth, color, or rather nothing ... wait a minute!"
-What?
"try this. I wrote here. ... 504000"
-What 's?
"The chassis number of the bike that I had ... Long is trying to write ... "Nothing ...
-Adriano, do you miss the password! E '... a bitch, sorry! What is in store to do if you miss your password? is not the fault of what have you returning to the initial PC! You only know what your password! So we have solved. Go in peace and get the password: hehehe are 29 €!
"What password I want to know? I tried everything! E 'success after restoring asking me the password, before they had ever asked me, you connect and download the mail ... never asked for a password. So I did not put me. "
Yes, okay, but check out you can recover. Just request it at Alice site.
"Yes? Now? And let's do it! Vai, recover! Richiediamola the Alice site. Very good, very good. Are you serious that you can?"
-Um ... but Coj ... okay: Open explorer, www, Alice site, login, no password ... nothing ... no password, retrieve password ... recovery screen ... secret question.
"eh? Secret question? What?"
-the surname of your mother.
"eeh? What the fuck do they know, huh? He has 90 years my mother ..."
Yes, in fact secret question. What is your surname?
"Who told you that? But how do you allow? And who the fuck am I? But what name they want, they are mad?"
-Adriano, è la domanda segreta, cioè l'hai messa TU per recuperare la password!
"ma cosa mettiamo in mezzo mia madre? Siete tutti fuori di testa voi che lavorate in mezzo ai computer... Mia madre, ma che c'entra, eh?"
-e dammi il cognome! Testone di... ehm... vitellone... hehehe
"Fabrizzi"
-Ok... click... ok... No.
"No?"
-Ehm... no!
"Fàbbrici"
-Eh??
"Prova Fàbbrici"
-Ma... Fabrìzzi o Fàbbrici? Ho scritto Fabrizzi, prima...
"Fàbbrizi, con la z."
-Hahaha!! Adriano! Ma è il cognome di tua madre! That is ... you wrote it as a secret question!
"But what does my mother?" The surname of my mother has 90 years as you want to take care of these things? E 'something surreal, out of mind! "
-But what does she, poor thing! You wrote it! and can not remember the name of your mother?
"Fabbris. Fabrica" \u200b\u200b
-... but how can you not remember, sorry?
"It's not that I remember, I do not know how to spell. I mean, nasty whore ... but if you think I now know the name of my mother ... who has 90 years and is at home."
-How do you write? What is it called? Fabbris? Fabrizzi?
"is a native of Dalmatia ..."
-Uh? E il cognome?
"il cognome, Fabbritcj, Fabrytzcj una cosa così, dipende da come si scrive e se lo scrivi in italiano può diventare Fabrizzi o Fabrici..."
-incredibile... e tu volpone l'hai scritto come domanda segreta... Hehe hai proprio un Q.I. da... cavalluccio marino!
"Io? E basta, su... mi sale la pressione... Dio che nervoso mi sta venendo. Forse vogliono sapere il nome esatto che c'è scritto sulla carta d'identità?"
-Eh... lo sai tu, ripeto!
"Siete tutti pazzi, tutti. Adesso non vorrai che la chiamo e le chiedo che nome ha scritto sulla carta d'identità? Ha 90 anni ti par possibile? E' sorda, anche..."
-No, certo, povera signora...
"la chiamo? Glielo chiedo?"
-Ma... ehm... no! Cioè...
"un attimo..."
...
Si allontana, chiama davvero!
Non ho parole... surrealtà è dire poco, il mio vecchio collega Adriano merita un plauso sentito e commosso per come riesce a incapestrare le cose! Sono orgoglioso di esserne testimone, persone così non si possono dimenticare! Per evitare magari di incontrarle la prossima volta, per strada!
Parlare pochi minuti con Adriano può generare tipo 5 post sul blog, da tante che ne fa. E ha chiamato la madre, per davvero. E torna da me con passo sicuro, da vero protagonista.
"niente, non got ... is deaf, has 90 years, is also too good ... I just hailed. Useless. "
-E's last name?
" but that name ... I told you I did not understand the ID card, and then who knows where to put it. Nothing ... and what? "
-Go home and try to find his identity card, if that's the right name to be inserted. Also if you can not complicate it even more now! What comic situation. hehehe ..
"look ... I have not ever seen his ID card, who remembers? So below is something that I do not understand. Who wanted me this joke? Why put half of my mother? Who knows? Let me know how it was possible ... "
-Adriano, do not fight against your own brain, uh ... I mean, then it turns out the Nicholson, Shining memories? It was all started well, and then ... Instead, try to hear those of Alice, you resettino password so choose new
... "Right! You can? They do? I call them now? What number? I call them ... "
-Do not call the customer service number with the phone, the phone calls rather calmly cas ..
Too late, has already left quite resolved, swinging and walking around the store with the phone to ' ear ... He and Alice service, are similar for clarity and communicative hehehe! Awards 4, type 1, open the gate, all operators are currently busy etc.etc. Adriano poor I'm sure he will soon start to really freak out!
And in the meantime, take this opportunity to take a look at his computer, place the icons out of place, click on the objects of the desktop, a folder is compressed by the strange cryptic name "Sick'n'Pervert - MFX Lesbian domination (Japanese divx girl uncensored). avi "file that contains the eponymous ancestors. It 's a file "emerging master" and left it there, do not touch anything and then get angry ... the rest is okay I think ... He is already back to my department, nervous, and talking on the phone with a customer service agent! is successful, bravo!
"I want to know what you put in the place of the name of my mother ..."
-Adriano! But do not ask that! Ask them to ...
"Shut up. He tells me what to write? I want to know what to write. And why is my mother's last name, huh? Hello?" How dare you? "
I realize that it is seriously difficult to reason with my old colleague! Other than involution, how do you ask for your password to the account of Customer Service? And with the phone calling, among other things ... And I tell him?
-Listen! Hey! Ask us how to enter a new password!
's what you need to know!
No, continue with his trip phone!
"... ready? You wrote you've got there ahead of you my mother's last name right on the screen. I do not know the name of my mother, you know you can. You tell me why I did not want say huh? "I know you see it written ..."
-Adriano ... put it down! Close the conversation, please!
"No no, you can not, no ... The tax code? Wants the tax code? But my or my mother's?"
-...
"Yes, hello! Going a. .. damn, I must make new entry, with the tax code."
Ah, here! In fact ...
"I'm sure the phone that he could see the name of my mother on screen, but I did not say ... "
-No, look ... vah forget it. Take this entry in the tax code, then call them again, boh! What?
" But I thought .. . still try to go to the secret question, let's try something? "
-Again? family names?
" Let's try something, I got an idea from "
-Eh? Yes .. here it is. login, password, no password secret question .... What do you want to try, Adriano
"Well I've come up with something. Try ... "
-What 's the surname of your mother?
" So ... 50400 ... 0 ... three zeros have you written? "
-But what? Again the frame?
'E' on the chassis number of the bike that I got ... "
-Adriano, and again with 'I'm the chassis number? It was the first password, rather! here asks the mother's surname!
"Yes, but let's ... 1688 .. it say?"
Yes ... nothing. Mother's name, the number of frame ...
"Nothing ... then let's try with the date of birth?"
-No, look ... you calmly request that they told you, it retrieves the documents and make a serious entry with the password you decide ...
"What a joke, but ... My mother thinks for a bit. 'What a bastard. Since he is well, at least ..."
-Already ... about salutamela warmly.
"and you saw that we were unable to retrieve mail? I told you that the boy in the shop under my house was an idiot I deleted everything ... I'm going away and is the same as before, still no mail. "
-What a shame ...
"and nothing works."
-Well, nothing ... And the emerging masters? How are they going?
"The masters of eroticism? But you know ... brought to you I meant to ask. There are only Italian masters. There are some beautiful works, French. As a Frenchman."
-Frenchie?
"Yes, wonderful students, Frenchie, movies are like private ..."
-Eh. Significant ...
"You can find, in your opinion?"
-Le Frenchie?
"movies are beautiful, classy ..."
-director of a special master emerging?
"no, of French students ... young, beautiful."
-And you should find them I'm sorry?
"you can not find it?"
-Sorry, Adriano, tries on Emule perhaps, write "Frenchie" er ... or whatever you want.
"I do not work anymore! But I remove him, there is nothing to do with Emule."
-Hail Hadrian, is always beautiful and creative to meet you!
"So for that thing there, just tell me something, you lo faccio sapere."
-Eh? Quale cosa?
"la password della mail. Appena me la comunicano, proviamo a sistemare assieme, ok?"
-Sì... ma non è che te la comunicano hehehe! Sei tu che la devi scegliere nuova...
"E cosa metto? Il numero del telaio?"
-Mmm... sto impazzendo!
"e che password devo mettere?"
-Sceglila tu, e pensaci bene! E poi mi raccomando, vedi di dimenticartela!
"porca la puttana stramerda..."
-Ecco! Hehe!! Semplice e concisa.
"ci vediamo!"
-Evviva!